caitlin sparks

she/they perpetually stuck in middle school, both height and comedic taste 🥳

[caitlin sparks @itscaitlinhola]

.......ehh i don’t see it

[ooga booga @crunclefraggot]

veggietales characters as vegetables

[Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper @soneall89]

“My son loves women”

The women-

[excessively black ✡️ @afrodesiaq]

this monkeypox breakout is going to be very ugly when it "suddenly" explodes into the general population. the messaging around it currently is horrendously irresponsible. painting it as an sti that affects queer men is going to lead some very dark places that we have seen before.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[caitlin sparks @itscaitlinhola]

@DamienHaas YES DAMIEN ON DROPOUT!!! i hope this means maybe a season of dimension 20???

[Val Agnew @AGalPalVal]

Ok hear me out — a Lizzo & Weird Al collab that is NOT a parody but just an earnest as hell flute + accordion duet for the ages

[Pole Vault Power @polevaultpower]

This is my daughter. She just turned 9.

Here is why I would never allow her to play middle or high school sports if we lived in Ohio…

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

thank us. at 3rd floor. hit yourself. you will. 3 months. from now.

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

[Squimpus @squimpus]

get you a goon who says "uhh i dunno about dis one, boss!"

[AngelBelly @angelbabykx3]

this is what i need every batman villain to look like. smh we used to be a real country

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i will spend all day answering one email then look in the mirror like you did it queen

[Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya]

As someone born & raised in Odessa for roughly 1/3 of my life, who spent the other 2/3 in America, I know that most people don’t know much about Ukraine - which I get, I have many blind spots, so I thought I’d tweet some little basic things in case it helps make it real 🧵

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I’ve basically served perfect homemade tortellini (2 ways)

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i dont have time for this

[cory @coolmathgame_]

pilot: we’ll be landing shortly

passengers: ok

pilot: on the moon

passengers: what

pilot: i went too high

[Darienne Lake @dariennelake]

You haven’t gotten the vaccine, worn a mask, socially distanced, what HAVE you done to stop the spread of #COVID19? Successfully?