Kat Elliott

Pro Mary Poppins impersonator

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@anne_clarke @nickygavron @unmeshdesai @tomcopley @RossSHouston Inspirational lady and a wonderful public life. May her memory be a blessing.

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@beldrury I never have, I thought about growing one though. Apparently the skin isn't nice and they are quite pippy but if you can work around that, then people seem to like them

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@beldrury Looks like Cornus Kousa fruit

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@johnrivers Feels a bit out of whack with what he's been saying about public pressure and whatnot

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

I was all ready for #SewingBee tonight and now it's not on and absolutely fuck that

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@robmanuel (Side Eye)

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

that has me screaming

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

using your cat to put underground cable

[John Spiers @squeezyjohn]

Is there anything worse than having to remove a blocked filter of a washing machine? Surely they could have come up with a better design than a screw cap 1cm from the floor when the usual result is a flood of stagnant water? What are you supposed to catch it in, a baking tray?

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@robmanuel If there's a gym at the hotel, use it

[undecided voter @eyeballslicer]

because we’re here on earth to fart around

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Carly Simon in 1972:

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@ccshoreditch Ooh that's my favourite cooking method for big steaks. Looks amazing!

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Rural people don’t like the hunts!

RT if you’re one of them!

[Kat Elliott @itskatelliott]

@robmanuel @alstra78 They used to make Christopher Timothy do those bits

[Katie Puckrik @KatiePuckrik]

Dancing on the 1991 @petshopboys tour was about the coolest job I’ve ever had. I’m a deranged nurse here with frizzy orange fringe and black glasses. Watch the whole vid to see me wriggle out of my knickers in a frenzy.