Matzka 🕊️

cupcake queen of la crosse

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has your curiosity for a loved one brought you closer together today, anon?

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@0ddette @p8stie You always impress me with your wide array of knowledge!

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@yesimjustamom with our 2nd girl people started saying “sorry” when they found out it wasn’t a boy

a waiter once immediately replied with his vasectomy story when he asked what we were having

lol… why the dramatics! grow up!

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@Zevan07 @TLEPaz brb

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@TLEPaz @Zevan07 I may add some assorted seafoods. Unsure 🤔

[Oliver @Zevan07]

Me (pea brain): we need to change your dress. It’s dirty from the park

3yo (galaxy brain): we need to clean the park

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stinkmogging

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are you polyjestermaxxing, anon?

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Mama’s 1st Big Mac

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@c4ssgroyper St. Cecilia, beautiful!

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This was after both my dog and I heard the mudroom doorknob squeak as if someone was trying to come in

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My 6th sense was going off tonight and then my 3yo said some spooky shit 😭

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Goose standing in the doorway looking out into the night: you see that boy?

THERE WAS NO BOY

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@Altphilologe 🙏🏻

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@nwilliams030 I always felt like this with house prep too. Like what do I definitely not want to deal with when we get home? And then I try to constantly be on top of that

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Knitting and listening to the Bill Cooper episodes 🧶 👀

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@wolffdew There’s never going to be a perfect time. Once you hold your baby, once you start to live life with them, all the other things, while still important, aren’t going to even touch the joy of having your child. Everything else works itself out. Your time for/with babies is limited

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3yo when a German shepherd passed by: Is that the big bad wolf?

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@TLEPaz They’re so fixated on James!