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naake telidu, neekem cheptha

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[m @chmpgnsoshalist]

the west yearns for chikankari

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[Áɢ 𐙚 @agsurtos]

Chegando no trabalho e escutando reclamações sobre coisas que não posso resolver.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Harry Heymann 🥑 @harryh]

The thing at Apple stores where they don't have lines, but instead you just sit there for a while wondering when one of the hipster associates will get to you is really not an ideal customer experience.

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

This is genuinely the worst economy to hate your job in.