Tom P.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@barstoolsports No team could play worse than the Browns.
Dallas...hold my beer.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@SpeakEZsports_ @NFL @NFLOfficiating His eyebrows need to be permanently banned and fined as well.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@H_Grove Doesn't matter. Something magical is going down in Cleveland. If my 80yr old dad got a call from them, he'd rush for 130 yards with 3 TDs.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@RuiterWrongFAN But Daryl, he woke up feeling cute.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@RuiterWrongFAN Woke up feeling cute.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

Woke up feeling cute.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@adamthebull Straight out of the 3 Stooges playbook.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@housescience @RepMaxMiller @RepFrankLucas @JayObernolte @RepJimBaird @sciencedems @RepZoeLofgren @RepDeborahRoss @ValerieFoushee @EPA What's your stance on banning tik tok? Yes or no?

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@spidadmitchell PS...you got shipped to LA.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@cleveland19news Failure to show up vs the chiefs.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@ashburn_willard @CLEsportsTalk Cade York stole it. He drove it 30 yards and shanked it left for no apparent reason.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@spidadmitchell It was a privilege watching you tonight.
You let em know.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@CLE_Optimistic Hard pass.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@DevaronPerry Love responded, 2 eyes are better than one, plus DG is short.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@MaicocardonaSR Rain?

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

THAT just happened #ForTheLand

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@barstoolsports

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

PUT THE BALL IN PLAY.

#ForTheLand | #GuardiWWins

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@TMZ I downed 4 ham sandwiches today and I feel its nap time.

[Tom P. @itsonlyskintim]

@TMZ I ate 3 ham sandwiches today.