Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.
See, if Stolas actually had a spine, we couldve had so many things. Stella and Stolas couldve split amicably once the strain of their marriage became too much to handle and still raise Via, AND it wouldve given Stolitz some actual merit aside from “sad royalty screw imp :(“
Then we better start doing things the right way if we have supermajorities in both chambers. We need to make Colorado a safe haven for all, no matter what comes next.
Colorado Democrats had pretty resounding victories in the state legislature. 6 flips in the state house bring their majority up to 49-16, and one flip in the state senate brings that majority to 24-11. Supermajorities will make it easy for Dems in both chambers.
You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.
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