Andrew Jackson

General rugby bore

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@GWRHelp Branch line...

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@Luke_W_Pearce Sorry to hear mate, you should have mentioned it today...

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@garius Lol, this absolutely flummoxed me! Given the original tweet about Spain I thought it was maybe something about the EU!

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@The_Ambassador_ I found the most helpful bit was that (for a small fee) you could change your reservation on a booked train with advance ticket. Could be done up to 10 minutes before departure. Very handy when I was running late and going to miss it!

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@LydiaMizon Perfect chest pass. Netballer-in-waiting!

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@meliley Definitely a tweet to check twice before hitting send.

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@WayneBarnesRef @Luke_W_Pearce Child's Small...

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@LydiaMizon Ooh - yes please. We thoroughly enjoyed the last one.

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@robwarburton @meliley Hat and gloves for the walk across to thr truck. Lovely and warm in there!!

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@garius My wife runs a homebaking business which posts fudge boxes anywhere in the UK. Perfect stocking filler for anyone with a sweet tooth. Or if you want really tasty fudge flavours to arrive through your letterbox! https://t.co/wkWBHrMkaO

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@WholesomeMeme Of course he's nervous, the till just shouted BOO at him!

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@garius Saw this last night and knew you'd be thrilled! For future reference, do you want warning of this or would you rather one more sleep of blissful ignorance?

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@Robot_Bastard @garius I just miss her so much.

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@kiwiyorkie88 Love that you took the time to Tipp-Ex all the Xs from in from of the Ls before posting.

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@garius With Shaun Bailey on the panel, presumably it'll be held in Watford.

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@garius At least Braverman to Home would mean that their efforts to be appalling to immigrants would be even less competently executed...

[Andrew Jackson @jackoref86]

@garius My cat knows that I'll stop her stealing milk from my cereal so steals straight from my 4-year-old's cup who lets her get away with it. Smart cat!

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

BREAKING: Results of Boris Johnson confidence ballot

210 confidence
148 no confidence
1 piece of poorly-written erotic fan-fiction in Nadine Dorries' handwriting

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Different types of animal poop and what they mean:

7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = low quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you