@The_Ambassador_ I found the most helpful bit was that (for a small fee) you could change your reservation on a booked train with advance ticket. Could be done up to 10 minutes before departure. Very handy when I was running late and going to miss it!
@garius My wife runs a homebaking business which posts fudge boxes anywhere in the UK. Perfect stocking filler for anyone with a sweet tooth. Or if you want really tasty fudge flavours to arrive through your letterbox! https://t.co/wkWBHrMkaO
@garius Saw this last night and knew you'd be thrilled! For future reference, do you want warning of this or would you rather one more sleep of blissful ignorance?
@garius My cat knows that I'll stop her stealing milk from my cereal so steals straight from my 4-year-old's cup who lets her get away with it. Smart cat!
BREAKING: Results of Boris Johnson confidence ballot
210 confidence
148 no confidence
1 piece of poorly-written erotic fan-fiction in Nadine Dorries' handwriting
Different types of animal poop and what they mean:
7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = low quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you