Jennifer Sparks

[nothingKnots @nothingKnots]

This is a standard size 8 ball wrapped with black and yellow 550 USA made paracord on a stainless steel thimble with a split ring. The total length of this item is 11.5 inches. Visit my website - https://t.co/nUH87iWaKl

[nothingKnots @nothingKnots]

This is a 1 inch steel ball wrapped with Black and Red USA made 550 paracord in a decorative knot on a split ring. This item is handmade by me and is 11 inches long.  Visit my website - https://t.co/nUH87iVCUN

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[Jay @idek_tb]

Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[Diva RESET @_matthewlawson]

would literally trust her with my life

[Maandalorian @Maanda_mu]

People who actually choose not to have children understand the gravity and work that is needed in being a great parent

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

My friend @JaneBorden shared this. I have been feeling this but couldn’t articulate it. Thank you, Jessica Defino for this piece. Madonna's Face Is Not Subversive , by @jessicadefino_ https://t.co/qtJ15OEx68

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

“Where do you see yourself in 30 years?”

Me :

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

obsessed with how natural this conversation sounds 😭�

[Sedgwick County Zoo @SedgwickCoZoo]

Friends, our hearts are broken today. It is with the greatest sadness that we have to announce the sudden and unexpected passing of Kucheza, 5-week-old Chimpanzee.

Keepers found Kucheza deceased, and cradled in his mother Mahale’s arms, when they arrived at the Zoo this morning.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

[Mark Stokes @StokesNeuro]

Hi folks, I’m afraid it’s time for me to say goodbye. Not just leaving Twitter, but the whole show. I’ve been battling cancer last 2 years, but now only have a few days left now. Thank you wonderful people, I leave this crazy world with much love in my heart ❤️

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Wait a minute, y'all really clowning a woman for saying she's proud of herself for having saved $1,000.00 in her saving account this year? Y'all really be clowning the wrong shit. Please do better. Saving a 1,000.00 is definitely a good thing, don't let anyone shame you.

[Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites]

I wonder if the Virgin Mary was ever like, you can just call me Mary there's no need