Jake Wells

Grind till you shine.

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"Y'all better not be right". -Me to my haters

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Lou Holtz called me to talk about the Clemson game 🤣. Go IRISH! ☘

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On the bright side, this seems to be doing wonders for the environment. I saw a damn bird today. First time since like summer '09

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@IAmEcw @j_nawrence Thanks @IAmEcw! Glad somebody is on the right side of history. ✌❤⚾️

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Merry Christmas, from your family to someone else's. 😊

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@DropComedyClub all weekend. If I owe you money, I'm sure I'll see you there.

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Got a rotisserie bird in the fridge to pick at. Havin' a Saturday, and I ain't gettin' cheated.

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@laeloshag Can't stand when anybody is blocking the station. Even worse if they're neckin' 😤

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@DanMulller Sometimes they get my ass too. Good crew.

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Got a "verbal coaching" for telling my supervisor to "go back to the Pumpkin Patch and pick out a new head".

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Love when the holidays fall this time of the year. 😊

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He's a good kid. Shitty adult, good kid though.

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Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Key to a good bird is to undercook it a little. Keep it pink, keep it moist.

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TONIGHT!! We have a humdinger!! @jakewellscomedy hosting @genagephart Scott Duff @TheMattRiggs and @kellyehoward !! Holy shit don’t miss this one!!

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@IAmEcw @WetCashComedy @NastyLadLowrey Thanks for coming out @IAmEcw! We always love havin' ya. Last night was a loose one. That's how we like em.

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Nothin' shows off a set of man beefers like a polo shirt.

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Oh yeah, so funny that I dont know what "Liberal" means. Go ahead and make a spectacle of my ass in front of the rest of the regulars. 😤

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PARENTS HELP! It appears my oldest son Wrangler's attraction to his Aunt is more than "just a phase" like everyone keeps saying. His friend Ethan (who is trouble) helped him make a poster for his room. 🤢

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As a lifelong Cubs fan, it's nice to have that feeling of "impending doom" every single game again.

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Yeah I'm still mad y'all beat my beloved in '06. Peyton Manning deserved that Super Bowl. Y'all didnt. 🐻⬇️

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Intelligent young man retires from a game he has fallen out of love with to avoid a life of pain, nagging injuries, and mashed potatoes for brains.

Colts fans boo