THE SAGGITERROIST 😈

Be free. Be YOU

[💋 @i_amsemaj]

IDC how cold it get… i’m still sleeping with the fan on!

[THE SAGGITERROIST 😈 @jaleaaahhh]

Playing Barbara the builder with a damn 3d printer

[🖕🏾geechee🌊mermie✨ @Blixy_Starrr]

Bitccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I had no idea!!!!

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…?
I was flipping between all them mfs😭

[k @ysljennii]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Ms.Bitch 😘 @BigNeeene]

I JUST wanna go in the Casino with $20
& come out with $60,000 🤣

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

Lolly gagging = Fucking around

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

Dilly Dally = Fun
Rippin and Runnin = Business

[THE SAGGITERROIST 😈 @jaleaaahhh]

CM who? CMF? The Cocaine Music Faggots !

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Being broke while working 😭

[THE SAGGITERROIST 😈 @jaleaaahhh]

I want a small intimate birthday dinner with like 10 people

[THE SAGGITERROIST 😈 @jaleaaahhh]

I be damn if you get me and ion get you back

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

this is like watching the mona lisa get painted

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Y’all don’t use paper plates? Shiiiiit, I’d use a paper pot if I could....FUCK THEM DISHES 😂

[jazjoné🧡🍄 @_jaaazmine]

i need my paycheck to start reflecting the amount of stress i experience.

[KJ 💕 @ThatGirlKj_]

Banana peppers be taking salads & subs to the next level… that’s a bad bitch 😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You know what's worse than a lazy employee? A high performer who has stopped caring. Corporate life has a funny way of turning ambitious people into people who just want to go home.

[T @TMN3218]

This video funny af.

[Summie's write @RuthSummie]

Reading as a child also makes you good at understanding context. Give me a word I’ve never seen before and let me read the sentence around it. There’s a good chance I’ll figure out what it means without ever looking it up.