Jared

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Honestly, I miss the pre-AI world so much.

[wuincent @1wuincy]

You lowkey gotta larp the lifestyle at first to make it real

[teo 💽 @TeoDomani]

The unemployed hobbyless mind will never understand the combination 9-5 job + 5-10 working towards your passion

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@berry_rexic Actually, yes. The body responds to moving averages of calorie intake. Your weekly intake is most important to weight. Eating 1800 and 2200 on two consecutive days is consequentially the same as eating 2000, twice. However, to stay healthy, you shouldn’t do *too* huge of swings.

[Amancé @AmanAdwin]

A good ass BB season sounds so good right now. Complete with preseason bullshit, casting drama, Taran analysis, and the pure escapism of judging strangers competing for money in a parking lot.

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

@ArktikUtka Age is irrelevant. This is a societal shift

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

the concept of 60 minutes australia sending out their hottest reporter as a way to play mind games with the looksmaxer

[River Page @river_is_nice]

Haircut on the right only works if you have this exact hair texture. If it’s too straight you’ll look homeless and if it’s too curly you’ll look like Bob Ross

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@SonicMar10 @DukeOfZamunda Benching 3x a week from scratch, for 1 year, does not get you to 225lbs 😂. Call me small for that, but it’s just not realistic unless the individual has a pretty large frame

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@edgaralandough I keep hearing this take, but this is just not science-backed. If anything, there’s a precision ceiling at 0.1g/1kg body weight. Wish this were true, trust me I’ve tried >5g, but the studies don’t support it…

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

A story in 4 pics

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@MYTHALLICA Respect the strat, don’t understand attack moves on a Sp. Attacking mon, though, even if it’s STAB

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@ArpusLive I’ve played almost 20 years and this tweet is the first I’m learning this can happen myself

[Gold ✨️ @GoldN64]

You know what? NO.

I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a 29 year old college graduate and still lost to Misty twice in Pokemon Firered. It could happen to anyone

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@kenzwinz Dream Eater + Sleep Powder + Supersonic is carrying, but I’ll probably swap for Scyther when the time comes…

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@inkredableXR It’s because we knew who won

[Hermit @Hermitual]

@drewlevinn Applying. Late 30s. So excited for a valid opportunity to work with you and not be discriminated against due to my age.

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

does anyone know the science behind why these snow storms keep coming specifically sunday through monday? literally no other combination of days. i keep experiencing deja vu over and over again.

[Jared @jaredjshapiro]

@gmerc @linkkling A beautifly ace is kinda iconic tbh