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Mzalendo

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Nimecheka sana hii asubuhi

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's Senator Mutula Kilonzo witness statement of how violence was planned during the 2007/08 PEV

Mutula died after an alleged Viagra overdose

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@polo_kimanii Can't you all see this guy ama you need lenses?

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

I’m sorry but he’s right. Unless we have a united opposition he’s not getting out of power. Opposition wote washikane lakini mbele ikuwe Maraga Okiya ama Sifuna.

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@Honeyfarsafi Apa nayo ngamua tuko pamoja

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@marto254_ Toka mzee

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@AokoOtieno_ How much madam ngono?.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

BRIEF ON TODAY’S PROCEEDINGS IN THE ODIOUS DEBT PETITION AT MILIMANI HIGH COURT

This morning, the Milimani High Court did not hear the substantive Odious Debt Petition. Instead, the matter was adjourned to allow the Court to address multiple interlocutory applications seeking either to dismiss the petition unheard or to strike out some parties from the suit.

The key applications before the Court are as follows:
1) The Attorney General argues that, because the Government has directed the Auditor‑General to conduct a special audit of Kenya’s huge odious debt stock, the petition is premature and the Court lacks jurisdiction to entertain it at this stage. The AG therefore contends that the Court should await the outcome of that audit. The National Assembly supports the AG’s position.

2) The @IMFNews seeks to exit the case, invoking immunity under a treaty it signed with Kenya in 1963, which grants it absolute immunity before Kenyan courts.

3) The Former Auditor General Edward Ouk and the former Controller of Budget Agnes Odhiambo claim personal immunity, asserting that they acted in good faith during their tenure and therefore cannot be held accountable for any shortcomings.

4) The Current Auditor General FCPA Nancy Gathungu, CBS, and the current Controller of Budget Dr. Margaret Nyakang’o maintain that they cannot be sued in their personal capacities; only their respective independent constitutional offices may be parties to the suit.

Although the petitioners had fully responded to all the applications and were ready to proceed, the @IMFAfrica and other parties stated that they were not ready and requested seven days to respond to the petitioners’ rebuttals of their applications.

The Court then directed that all parties wishing to file any responses (replying affidavits and/or submissions) do so within seven days of today. The Court will thereafter peruse the documents and render its ruling on the applications on 25th June 2026.

To fast‑track the matter, the Court will deliver its ruling on the applications without orally hearing the parties. There will be no highlighting of submissions.

If any of the parties are struck out, they will be dropped from the case, and it may become necessary to amend the petition before it is heard on the merits.

Finally, if the AG’s application to strike out the case unheard is dismissed, the petition will proceed to be heard and determined on the merits. If the application succeeds, the matter will end there.

The petitioners are fully prepared and are doing everything possible to succeed in this epic battle against Kenya’s huge odious debt stock. Kenyan taxpayers deserve accountability and fiscal justice. We shall not relent. The petitioners will not be the first to blink. #ReKe #DeniBandia #OdiousDebtKenya

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

They have released GMO cassava and sweet potatoes tubers in coast. Its poison my people

They have released shangi GMO potatoes, it's poison my people

Bill Gates Agra is controlling this government

Who will tell Kenyan government that this is depopulation agenda?

Kenyans Kenyans, our indigenous seeds will completely disappear

As they stock original seeds in seeds vaults in Europe

I am so heart broken

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

When will Africans finally outgrow this embarrassing and childish tourist syndrome?
An African flies to a European country, sees a shiny building or a fancy train, whips out their phone, and immediately runs to social media to cry, "When will our country have this?!"

SPOILER ALERT : those train rides are not free.
They are directly subsidized by the missing wealth and uncollected taxes of the developing world.

Truth is that, while the rest of Europe was tripping over themselves to aggressively extract African resources by sending gunboats, missionaries, and colonial administrators to do their dirty work, Luxembourg was playing 3D chess.

They did not need to get their hands bloody or dirty. Instead, they quietly positioned themselves as the ultimate offshore tollbooth for the wealth being plundered from the Global South.

Here is how their white-collar criminal network operates: A massive multinational conglomerate digs up copper in Zambia, pumps crude in Nigeria, or mines cobalt in the DRC Congo.
By any standard of fairness, the immense wealth generated from those resources should be taxed locally to build the exact same roads, schools, and train networks we keep drooling over.

But the global financial system is rigged. Instead of paying their fair share, that corporation sets up a shell company and often literally just a dusty P.O. Box in Luxembourg.

And then through the dark arts of corporate accounting known as "profit shifting" and "transfer pricing," the company manipulates its books. The African subsidiary, the one doing the actual extraction, magically records zero profit.

Meanwhile, the Luxembourg P.O. Box records billions. Africa gets the environmental degradation, the exploited labor, and a depleted national treasury. Luxembourg gets the capital.

Now, Luxembourg taxes these phantom P.O. boxes just enough to make it look legitimate, pulling in about 5% of their GDP. But that’s just the cover charge. When you factor in the massive ecosystem built to service this racket,the armies of corporate lawyers, wealth managers, auditors, and bankers designing these tax-dodging schemes, it accounts for a staggering 30% of Luxembourg’s entire GDP.

Put the math together, and you realize that nearly 40% of their national wealth is a monument to laundered money.
It is the most flawlessly executed heist in modern history. They managed to siphon the wealth of a continent without firing a single bullet or toppling a single regime.

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@bozgabi Alcohol

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A Kenyan man named Willy has made a timer!

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@Mbithe_Mulinge Fuck off!

[Eric @amerix]

Churchill of Churchill Show is extremely FAT.

He should UNFAT.

He is staring at Diabetes, Hypertension, Kidney failure and Cancer.

Churchill, UNFAT!

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"You are killing me, you are killing me." Cried Murkomen as Ng'eno punched him so hard. OCS Wilson Airport intervened and separated them.

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@Kianangih This was pan intended.

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@Mastardcesh Mngesoma kidogo mngejua the meanios satire

[jay jack 🇰🇪 @jay_muhoro]

@RoyIsThaTruth Ask Bill.

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

PAUL MBOYA mostly known as Kitu Sewer/ kitu sure/ K Swizz/ Shifter.
The most Underrated ,he is sooo deep, so poetic, so lyrical - Spits pure wisdom..
He needs to be recognized.
Kenya haitawai kuwa na msee ka huyu

THE GOAT.

A thread...

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

So over 9 billion people on earth, nobody reposted my art?