Jb Blankowitz

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Sitting at the light on my bike waiting to cross and three chads in cowboy hats walk up and do the not so subtle *cough* "Faggot" and I'm like "Y'all wearing cowboy hats in the city. How about chill it calling other people fags you Broke Back Bitches"

[Jose @GuardsBurner_]

Look how happy Jose Ramirez was to say “home run pitch” again.

Our goat.

[Jb Blankowitz @jayuhstin361]

@JacobsFieldRBW Lets fucking go

[Evil Marcus @Marcashew]

"men used to go to war"
Some still do

[nia @loserdykecore]

this might be my favorite south park tweet ever

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

update: the intern earned his gogurts. so proud of him. totally straight faced, leaned into the groaning from people who felt an immediate existential crisis. kid's going places

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

9/9-9/10-9/11

[Evolve @EvolveWildlife]

Descending from Heaven. In Florida’s Homosassa River, a manatee appears suddenly in the sun’s rays, like a vision.

📷 Sylvie Ayer

[Jb Blankowitz @jayuhstin361]

@JacobsFieldRBW Hosey

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Lmao holy shit

[Fr Dylan Schrader @FrDylanSchrader]

Thanks for the tip, nutrition app.

[🇺🇦dodgers_burner🇺🇦 @dodgers_burner]

An Angels employee emailed me in ‘26, offering ticket packages b/c I previously bought tickets for LAD@LAA in ‘25.

I replied, refusing to buy any more LAA tickets as long as Moreno was owner.
Today, I received this follow-up email.
It’s as if they were liberated from a dictator.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

whoops

[Timo @mustbesyrup]

I recently quit my job to hike all 2,000+ miles of the Appalachian Trail, and when people ask me how it went I just show them this

[Apollo ☆ sees blue!!! @OmensWorm]

My therapist told me to ask ai and i said i'd rather shoot myself and he immediately wrote something down ok

[BambooEarpick @BambooEarpick]

@wageslaving “So anyway, John. I was at work and I told the girl ‘Thank you, darling.’ and she quacked at me. It was the oddest thing!”

[door77 @opalthedoor77]

@rddled clay gober sounds like something id name one of my nintendogs when i was 13

[miles @milesdotgov]

(Introducing my wife to Japanese business men I am making a deal with)

This is my woman mate. You will notice she is larger than I am in both height and weight. This is because I am a pervert.

(The business men nod vigorously with approval)

[Demon @xdemon1510]

🚨 Breaking, Rāyān Vinklapor, Head of Media in Iran, was eliminated.

#Iran #Israel #usa #airstrikes