JayZ

Sports, Politics, Economics, News, Sarcasm. Tweets and RT’s are not endorsements and may not be serious at all.

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

Beltran’s Cooperstown plaque is ready #MetsTwitter

[MLB @MLB]

Bravo, Carlos Beltrán 👏

Welcome to Cooperstown!

[PammsyNow @NowPammsy]

Scaredy dogs! 🐶 🐕 😂😅🤣 The bigger the more scared! 😅

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@DrFrankTurek Lack of money

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@AfiaDimple_ 45

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@Matt_Pinner Season 1, Homeland

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@RonDeSantis What is your plan to pay for the services those taxes cover; police, fire, schools, road maintenance, etc?

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Americans are getting crushed by health insurance with monthly payments of $1500, $1700, and over $2000 per month.

Instead of a revolving door of foreign government leaders to the White House, I’d like to see Health Insurance CEOs in there getting chewed out on live television.

Health Insurance is out of control!!!

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

I’m Totally on board with this.

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

This should be a wake-up call for US policymakers:

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Whoever dubbed this is great! 😂😂

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@SteveLovesAmmo This is really good

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

We knew it was coming…😂😂

Adding this to my playlist RIGHT NOW.

Credit TT: The remix bros

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@elonmusk It would have to come in fully funded to compete

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@vanexxass Money and timw

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@SleeperMets Wasn’t Lindor was worse in year 1

[JayZ @jayzthefirst]

@WorldAndScience Indoor plumbing

[Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez]

Front page of @WSJ right now

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

These MFers wrecked the global economy ... OK, let's not use hyperbole, dramatically increased the chance of a recession, wiped out trillions on wealth, and delivered a COVID-magnitude shock to the global economy ... because they applied their stupid fucking formula incorrectly?

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

OMG they applied their stupid fucking formula incorrectly?!?
https://t.co/R3q71lWhBf