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[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Mitch McConnell is in the hospital.

But, he won't have to worry about medical bills or skipping tests because he has high-quality, government-subsidized healthcare — the same thing he has spent his career cutting for tens of millions of Americans.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Dudes will binge watch the taken franchise then when real pedo human traffickers show up they vote for them 3 times and hang their flag on their truck

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

DOGE didn't make a dent in the deficit, but it did bring back screwworm and enable a historically large new Ebola outbreak, so it's not like they didn't achieve *anything*

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[Beelzebubb Rubb @mtskullcrusher]

You got what you wanted.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Hey maga, why does former 14 year long intravenous heroin addict and toilet seat coke snorter RFK Jr, get a pass but not Hunter Biden ?

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Congratulations to the winner of the Kentucky 4th District congressional seat

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Yeah we all know you like ‘em young

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

This Trump voter is struggling to realize her dream of buying a home, and she blames the “political higher ups.”

Kamala Harris had a plan for first-time homebuyers, including $25,000 in down payment assistance. But she chose to vote for the man who said immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.” Hard to feel bad for her.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Mark for 2029. FOIA evasion is a federal crime. Bad news for basically everyone in this administration.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Lindsey Graham says that they are going to introduce legislation so that you, the tax payer, have to pay $400 million for Trump's ballroom, which, by the way, you won't be allowed to go inside because you are a poor peasant, it's for the lords and masters only.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Oh man. That didn’t go the way Trump thought it would. 🤣

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Newsmax host blasts Hegseth.

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TEXAS REPUBLICANS HAVE FAILED TEXAS!

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Holy sh*t!!

I CAN’T believe DEMOCRATS actually made this ad!!! BRAVO!!

Stop. Pulling. PUNCHES. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. #EarthDay

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

Sorry MAGA voters, you can't cheer a president whose entire brand is steamrolling norms, rule of law, and democracy in order to crush the opposition... and then scream "not fair" when one of your own tactics is turned around against you. The lack of self-awareness is wild.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

GOOOOOOOD MORNING ☀️