JB

I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. Event planner by trade, fitness & music junkie by nature.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Pres. Trump attacking Google is akin to his attacks on the press. It's about undercutting truth, muddying facts and dismissing accountability. This from a man who readily lies with a political party as willing accomplices. His minions may cheer but American democracy is weakened.

[JB @jbenisch]

Mom to brother-in-law: how's your labia injury?
B-I-L *pause*: You mean my LABRUM injury?
#noplacelikehome

[JB @jbenisch]

Mom: What's your sign, Gemini?
Me: Ya
Mom: My magazine has a list of the famous serial killers & two thirds of them are Geminis

#thanksmom

[JB @jbenisch]

*Dad picks up fancy wedding card hole puncher* "I could look at this for a thousand years and not know what it's for." #PopBenisch

[JB @jbenisch]

Mom: What's the name of that man?
Dad: What man do you mean? Going to need more than that. Give me a hint.
Mom: You know him.
#helpful

[JB @jbenisch]

@classpass : We're gonna redesign the site so that you have to click even more times to get to the class you want!

Me: Y tho?

[JB @jbenisch]

Way to go @PeterAlexander, keep fighting the good fight! https://t.co/dPdAuWV5LO

[Peter Alexander @PeterAlexander]

ICYMI: Fact-checking the president. 👇 https://t.co/FcXJf3z77O

[JB @jbenisch]

*TV goes on * "We live in a world festering with evil. How could God allow this problem of evil?"

G: "Sorry just testing the Chromecast."

[JB @jbenisch]

Dad: what is a meme? (Pronounces it "mehm") *I explain* Dad: OK, what is a troll? #HomeForTheHolidays

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

"I want a Supreme Court that will stick with Roe v. Wade & a Supreme Court that will stick with marriage equality." @HillaryClinton #Debate

[Johns Hopkins University @JohnsHopkins]

Hopkins ranked #10. Thanks to Hopkins community for hard work and excellence! #GoHop https://t.co/ta4nwVoocj

[JB @jbenisch]

BF: "Pip pooped on the electrical cord hole last night, I had to throw it out. Amazing that she didn't electrocute her bum." #livingwithcats

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Inciting racist fears about "others" is a well known tactic to get people to passionately vote against their best interest.

[JB @jbenisch]

Mom joined Facebook. I now have a new like on every photo I've posted since 2007.

[JB @jbenisch]

@japarsons she IS kind of the best.

[JB @jbenisch]

@japarsons I sent her the "birdie Sanders" post as an example and she asked if she should follow The Fat Jewish

[JB @jbenisch]

Early morning question from mom: "what do memes mean?"

[JB @jbenisch]

Hope @delta is girding their loins for my strongly worded complaint RE DL446 to Reykjavik. 15hrs delayed & counting, no crew, 6 gate changes

[JB @jbenisch]

Made it alllllmost all the way through my breakfast without dropping something on my shirt. So close to being a mature adult.

[JB @jbenisch]

@classpass classes are falling off your schedule guys...is it a bug?