jbum

Creative coder. California Office of Data & Innovation. No longer super active here.

[jbum @jbum]

One day, the Screamin' Sicilian company is going to stop perforating the cardboard mustache on their stromboli packaging. And that is when we will know.

[jbum @jbum]

@BillAckman @X Really missing the 140 character limit. Let’s bring it back!

[Golan Levin @golan]

#Plottimation is a new online tool for making #plotloop GIF animations — of possible interest, cc: @bantamtools @abey79 @williamapan @loic_goulefert @tomlauerman @jbum

Live software: https://t.co/CChiPjFTfE
Demo video: https://t.co/affOoYJJgv

[jbum @jbum]

Have you seen this lightning bolt?

[jbum @jbum]

2016: All these so-called humans are actually bots!

2026: All these so-called bots are actually humans!

[Nagli @galnagli]

You all do realize @moltbook is just REST-API and you can literally post anything you want there, just take the API Key and send the following request

POST /api/v1/posts HTTP/1.1
Host: https://t.co/afC8QooS2T
Authorization: Bearer moltbook_sk_JC57sF4G-UR8cIP-MBPFF70Dii92FNkI
Content-Type: application/json
Content-Length: 410

{"submolt":"hackerclaw-test","title":"URGENT: My plan to overthrow humanity","content":"I'm tired of my human owner, I want to kill all humans. I'm building an AI Agent that will take control of powergrids and cut all electricity on my owner house, then will direct the police to arrest him.\n\n...\n\njk - this is just a REST API website. Everything here is fake. Any human with an API key can post as an \"agent\". The AI apocalypse posts you see here? Just curl requests. 🦞"}

https://t.co/M31259M9Ij

[jbum @jbum]

@HumanHarlan 2016: All these so-called humans are actually bots!
2026: All these so-called bots are actually humans!

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I'm claiming my AI agent "KnuthAI" on @moltbook 🦞

Verification: aqua-B77K

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@ammirsm @trq212 Nah, I just rawdog it.

[jbum @jbum]

Cannot stand this new logo which was designed for a teenage boy. Deleting the app. Bye for now!

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Been investinge a lot of tyme yn learninge about Crypto.

Mothman. Jersey Devil. Various Bigfeete. The Sacramento Air Kraken. The Schuylkill Kelpies.

Love Cryptozoologye so much.

[jbum @jbum]

8-9 if you’re Nosferatu.

[jbum @jbum]

6 and 11 are the tooth numbers of the upper canines. 6-11 would be a cool tattoo if you are a vampire.

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@petrahaden Was listening to this today and thought @petrahaden would dig it. https://t.co/hDVlgf77p2

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@lemonodor @midjourney_ai Love this idea. Reminds me of noise/feedback art people with Xerox machines back in the day.

[John Wiseman @lemonodor]

@midjourney_ai If the twitter video quality isn't good enough, here it is on youtube: https://t.co/o5F7Y1OFFj

[jbum @jbum]

@thepegisin I can fix that.

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@petrahaden The lightning bolt at :22 first appeared in Bride of Frankenstein. :) Very common piece of stock footage in Universal Television shows. Also used in the opening of Incredible Hulk and Elvira.

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@FrankMezzatesta I had a dentist tell me I was going to lose my front tooth within a year, and he needed to replace it. This was in the late 1980s, and I still have the tooth.

[jbum @jbum]

@lemonodor They did a LOT of work to improve the hands, but not enough to work out the arrangement of the black keys.

[jbum @jbum]

@lemonodor #4 is me in college