🇦🇺 🇦🇺Australian joke...
•Five Aussie surgeons from big cities are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.
•The first surgeon, from Brisbane, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
•The second, from Perth, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is co lour coded."
•The third surgeon, from Adelaide , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
•The fourth surgeon, from Sydney chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
•But the fifth surgeon, from Melbourne , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
•There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...
Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.’
SRA CEO Roslyn Baker congratulated plant pathologist Dr Robert Magarey (below) for winning the 2023 Award for Excellence in Agricultural Research. Read the full story here: https://t.co/emCEITpa45
Sugarcane growing in Mauritius with Plant Cane and a Sugar Terminal that could be in Queensland. All their sugar goes to England @canegrowers@Sugarcane@Mauritius
British Sugar pushes for gene editing technology
British Sugar is working on ‘three fronts’ to explore the potential for gene-edited (GE) sugar beet in the UK in a bid to tackle virus yellows disease which has decimated national crops.
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Strewth its going to be a wet Xmas Day in Queensland not great news for the cane growers struggling to finish the harvest. Through 19th Dec just under 30.7M tonnes of cane had been crushed out of available supply of 33.5M tonnes.
Plenty of Water around with 161 mm overnight and a lot more to come this week. Still have 10 percent of our Sugarcane to harvest probably won't harvest due to low Sugar content and wet harvesting conditions @CANEGROWERS@sra#hawkinscreek#sugarcane
Rain disrupted harvesting in Australia over the past week and a half. Photo shows a good crop of cane near Atherton on the Tablelands, under gloomy skies earlier this week. Rain has now cleared, many will be hoping it stays that way for a while.
On Friday, Australia's Sugar Terminals Ltd welcomed the first raw sugar of the 2022 Season into Mourilyan Terminal from the Tully Sugar Mill. Good luck with the new harvest !
Huge changes in Holland. On Friday the government made legislation which will mean changes of stocking and N use. Up to 95% less. Lots of farmers are very upset. But they will find solutions I’m sure. Here we learnt how they will stop peat lands from sinking. Very clever
Rain makes cane and Thailand has received plenty this season. Whether they recover back to 120M tonnes in 22/23 remains to be seen. Recent cane tours show the cane in great condition. Anything above 110M would be a significant improvement. 135M in 23/24? #Wachira
Diesel prices hit $5.58 a gallon on Friday, smashing another record. With NOAA predicting an above-normal hurricane season, it could introduce more trouble for already short #diesel supplies.
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