Jammy

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[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"My child was born in the Shire. It's a Hobbit."

[South Doc @GeorgeDAndrews2]

After the surrender of Confederate forces under Confederate General Richard Taylor in Citronelle, Alabama, on May 4, 1865, the respective staffs of both sides met at a social luncheon. Union General Peter Joseph Osterhaus, a recent "German 48er" immigrant, approached General Taylor and spoke in broken English. Osterhaus told Taylor that Southerners would now be instructed in the true American principles to learn to become good Americans.

Taylor, the son of a President and the grandson of a Revolutionary War soldier, responded with biting, witty sarcasm.

From Taylor's memoirs,
"I apologized meekly for my ignorance, on the ground that my ancestors had come from England to Virginia in 1608, and, in the short intervening period of two hundred and fifty-odd years, had found no time to transmit to me correct ideas of the duties of American citizenship. Moreover, my grandfather, commanding the 9th Virginia regiment in our Revolutionary army, had assisted in the defeat and capture of the Hessian mercenaries at Trenton, and I lamented that he had not, by association with these worthies, enlightened his understanding. My friend smiled blandly and assured me of his willingness to instruct me. Happily for the world, since the days of Huss and Luther, neither tyranny nor taste can repress the Teutonic intellect in search of truth or exposure of error. A kindly, worthy people, the Germans, but wearing on occasions."

The absurdity of an immigrant Union officer, ignorant of American Founding principles, political history, and culture, lecturing an old-stock Southerner, whose family had been here from the very beginning, on Americanism.

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@stefbrych @aelfred_D The act of laughing and crying is *almost* the same thing.

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@HackingDave I feel you. I have yet to do a perfect stream of a service.

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@HackingDave That’s why you always ask them for their favorite brownie recipe.

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@ForgeandA @WilliamWolfe Me: [reading Lord of the Rings] “… and over 6000 men were mustered.”
3rd grade daughter: “Mustard?”

Followed by much giggling.

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@alexysiktrice

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@ribzoftiktok … and the roof of your mouth is now gone and you won’t be tasting anything for a week.

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@GrageDustin Anything to distract from the fraud.

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@WilliamWolfe Minneapolis is literally days away from having nuclear weapons.

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ReverseLoader, reverseloader, reverseloader. Everything is reverseloader nowadays.

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@HackingDave At least it’s not microplastics?

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@Super70sSports Watching my daughter score the final point to win the volleyball state championship.

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@WilliamWolfe Neither is being nice.

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@mhp_guy

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@mediyanrs It’s the Shai-Hulud!

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@GrageDustin Can’t keep up with kids these days. I guess global warming is okay now?

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@LibertyCappy @HackingDave , time to invest in a new strategy!

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@lecternleader I once had a connecting flight in ATL and not only was my next flight in the same concourse, it was the gate right next to me. I had no idea what to do with my 2 hour layover so I just walked to the next two terminals for good measure.

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@TheBabylonBee What about “Pharaoh did you know?” (to the tune of “Mary did you know?”)