Jason Bachman

husband, father of 3, Christian, Spartan, Solution Engineer, alumnus of The Crucible Project. Opinions & posting are my own.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

At least Katie Zacharia can always return to her career as an attorney after all of this is over.

Oh wait…

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

There was a 42-game stretch during the mark dantonio/connor cook era in which michigan state football went:

Overall 38-4
Conference 23-2
B10 Champ. 2-0
Bowls 3-0
At Home 20-1
vs. AP Top 10 6-1

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

It’s been one week since you hired me
Three days less than Scaramucci
Five days since the press laughed at me
Said my briefing wrapped up way too quickly
Found out I'm not a lawyer but couldn't tell you
Never passed the bar despite my JD
But I said it on the advice of an attorney

Donald is relaxed getting forty winks
As I make you stop and think
You’ll swear you’re looking at Karoline
Don’t wear a cross for the boss, I’ve got the secret sauce
If you want a piece of me you better get in line
Big like Paul Bunyan when I spit the facts
At what the press asks, ’cause I’m all about MAGA
Lee Greenwood’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits, try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a statement, give 'em all a fakeout
I'd like a minute just to plan my escape route
I like my credentials, they're the finest fabrications
I’ve got so much stress coming from the press,
They act like we’re all a Mess.
I'm dodging questions from the nation

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Why would Trump help Russia 2.5 weeks before a major US election?

What is he getting in return?

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

I don’t know what causes this team to suffer so many injuries year after year but that should be as important to figure out as portal spending

[Lucy Caldwell @lucymcaldwell]

Make👏Standard👏Time👏Permanent👏

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

Incompetent and vindictive. Remove them @GovWhitmer

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

A handful of them are pouting like children they aren’t on the Spartan Ventures board. So what better way to get revenge than trying to kill the entity

[Lansing State Journal @LSJNews]

Petition calling for MSU Board resignations hits 15,000 signatures https://t.co/NtTW8uyqSZ

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

50% of our Board of Trustees have never stepped foot in a lecture hall at Michigan State. One has a vendetta against the school for getting rid of the swimming pool. Another only spends a few months a year living in the state. Our institution has been overrun with non-Spartans

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

The righteous shall prevail #GoGreen

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Hey MAGA, are you ready to accept you were suckered yet or need more humiliation?

[David Harns @DavidHarns]

A group of Spartan stakeholders has begun exploring what accountability might look like beyond trustee elections. Interested? Read more and add your name/email at this link: https://t.co/LW8C8LunPb

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

@thesnews The emails mentioned should be released to the public, if they exist

[The State News @thesnews]

Trustees have become the target of public frustration over the recent departures of university President Kevin Guskiewicz and athletic director J Batt — backlash that has escalated into concerns for their safety.
https://t.co/Rf8Dj9RJr5

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

@GovWhitmer @MichiganDOT @waynecountymi I have something else you can work on!

[Jason Bachman @jdbachman]

@vvonfrank @detroitnews Go away