Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl

EM | Can never find my keys but always know where my towel is | Professional Dabbler | Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@bIoodfountain @Operator_424 Well you left with nothing. Skill issue

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@elonmusk He's expecting you to not understand the concept of pharmokinetics and drug elimination half-lives

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@acnewsitics @elonmusk

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@OsaidesserMD @NEJM This entire industry is a farce

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

Not even once, kids

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@spacej_me Gastrocnemii be bussin

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@spacej_me Dammit, been a while since I've read some tweets but just glancing at your first few already going to cause me to check this more often 😂

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@spacej_me 😂😂😂

[Attentive Media @AttentiveCEE]

🇲🇽Due to the passage of Hurricane Beryl through Quintana Roo, dozens of dogs were taken to a safe place to protect them from the wind and rain.
#Mexico #HurricaneBeryl #Beryl2024 #BerylStorm #BerylHurricane #Hurricane #animals

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@Hellcat97 I'm okay, J Carter

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@RobertoGee4 @uncensoredpromo That’s PCP

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@metroadlib @_michelleterry

[Sundos 𓂆 @Sundos_kmal]

Listen to what the #Palestinian citizen said when the #Israeli occupation bombed his house and completely destroyed the neighbourhood
#Gaza
#غزة_تحت_القصف
#Gaza_under_attack
#palestine
#IsraeliTerrorists
#IsraeliCrimes
#BreakingNews
#israelcrimens
#GazaStrip

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@clairo I don’t know if others have showed you this but my Toyota always chooses this picture for you when I listen to your music on Spotify

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@Spotify please patch this last update that nuked ability to simultaneously add songs to multiple playlists and see what playlists already contained song

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@RealRoyJonesJr please give us back the original Yall Mustve Forgot track on streaming services 🙏🏽

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

You must be this tender and loving with all of God’s creatures and I’m being so serious about that

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@SevenPointBuck I have seen these in person except gold colored. Big Buck Energy for sure

[Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl @JDLoadEmUp]

@SevenPointBuck If youre not ready for flair youre not ready for crocs