Jack Dowling

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Estevao carrying Chelsea and Brazil.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

An “off-season” for Cole Palmer is 2 trophies, 2 final Man of the Matches, and a Top 10 Ballon D’or finish.

We are witnessing greatness.

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

The game used to be better.

[Reubs @ReubenPinder]

Can I have a new left-back David?
Errr, yes you can David.

[Reportista™ (Insider Reports) @ReportistaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Cesc Fabregas assist to Andre Shurrle for Chelsea vs Burnley has been voted the greatest assist ever made in the Premier League history

( via @SkySportPL )

[doomer @uncledoomer]

bro is named "mingus reedus"

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

tattoo artists when you ask them for a tattoo

[kurodyne @ jrpgs 🐅❤️🐀 @Kurodyne]

Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy

[✩ @hatedubem]

Call me Timmy Turner cos it’s fairly odd how i get fuckin treated around here

[Mattzel89 @Mattzel89]

„I‘ll try to think of a question for that answer“

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

"you gonna release the epstein files now then?"

trump:

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

No man ever slides into a woman’s DMs twice, for they are not the same DMs and he is not the same man