dumbass 2: backup jed

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

cant believe its almost Christmas

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

im drawing such a blank right now, GOD i hate brain fog - can someone please remind me who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?!?? its on the tip of my tongue im gonna b so mad when i remember

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

“9-11, whats your emergency?”

“stummy hurt :(“

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans being in control of Texas for 30 years and running in 2026 on a platform of fixing problems in Texas is funny to me.

[mint @pushymimii]

ladies ladies calm down

[hani @crucifynisis]

“do it scared” i do everything scared because i dont have a relaxed nervous system and it always feels like im held at gunpoint

[matt @ruffledsavior]

stop calling my thing a hog. it's a cute little piglet. with manners. you're being gross

[Adam Neely @its_adamneely]

with all the nonsense about AI and fake guitar, it's so refreshing to see a throwback to boomer "he has no FEEL" discourse around young musicians.

ah, simpler times.

[weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr]

Just going to assume the stuff leaking out of my car is stuff I don't need

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

we have nothing to lose but our chains

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

aCtUalY mIllenNiAls DO have MoRTGages.

very cool ! its 20% less than the previous generation - tell me what your salary is?

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

@Trust_Ernie @saddymayo wow!

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

THIS BITCH THINKS WE HAVE MORTGAGES

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins

[ben rice stan @howieblingKMH]

i work more than ever and my money is worth less than it’s ever been worth and every day i wake up and have to see the most brain dead conservative pieces of shit who made this happen talk like this and it fills me with a hatred and resentment i have a hard time expressing

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

these fucking pussies are so scared of femininity Enes hasnt even actually declared himself a woman, and Royce is out here saying he “sometimes” identifies as a woman lmfao

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Royce White on Fox & Friends: "Right now I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted the science and I thought I was a man my entire life, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

further encouraging people to always be paying a phone bill and trading up - phone leases!

[dumbass 2: backup jed @jedincase]

poor people cant do anything