Jeff McQuitty

it's me, you guys!

[Jeff McQuitty @jeffmcquitty]

@greg10acz In the video they showed, Rubio literally put the implications of J6 in foreign policy terms. 2/3 of Americans oppose the pardoning of J6ers. How is this not a relevant topic?

[Jeff McQuitty @jeffmcquitty]

❤️❤️❤️

[UT RTF @UTRTF]

Kudos to "Hi I'm Sevy" dir. Jeff McQuitty & writ/prod @realjuhmichael, both RTF alumni, on their #EmmyAwards nomination for OUTSTANDING NON-FICTION PROGRAM! https://t.co/IqaBXY9Jli

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

*wakes up from sexy dream*
Well, I can honestly say that was too many muppets.

[Jeff McQuitty @jeffmcquitty]

@puppymeat Cool, we’ll be there

[Jeff McQuitty @jeffmcquitty]

@puppymeat Hey Jason! I’m here at cinequest with 3 features- Would love to grab a beer and talk movies. Cheers

[The Cuddle Squad @thecuddlesquad]

We made this account to thank @PhillyD. Thank you @PhillyD

[Jeff McQuitty @jeffmcquitty]

Ever look in a mirror and have no idea who youre lookin at? Then realize a picture of Nick Nolte is on mirror and youre like "whew ok cool"?

[Katy Tobias @Katy_Tobias]

Never am I more mad at myself than when the "Does advertising work? JUST DID!" billboards catch my eye.

*NO. LOOK AWAY. TOO LATE. THEY WIN*

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

*shakes your hand horizontally instead of vertically so you know you're in for a friendship with challenges that will make us stronger*

[regular keith @ghostkrogh]

me(cleaning attic): my old stretch armstrong!
stretch: 22 years keith
me: wha
stretch(w/ his arms wrapped around my neck 30 times): 22 years

[brent @murrman5]

what's on your back?
"a katana"
what?
"it's a japanese sword used...you know what *takes back résumé* I don't think I wanna work here"

[░░░░░ farbuck_lutkins ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ @FarbuckLutkins]

[prison]
GUY HOLDING KNIFE: whatchu in here for
ME: filled my water cup with sierra mist
[guy lowering knife]: woah dude thats not cool

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Everybody in the public sauna is upset about the salmon I put on the coals like I plan on eating it in here or something.

[vladchoc @vladchoc]

Excuse me, waiter. *points at soup* I am beginning to think that nothing in this world can restore the belief in magic I held as a child.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

[At dinner w girlfriend's parents] "Watch this" *pretends to play plate like tambourine* *her dad gives her a secret thumbs up but I see it*

[Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink]

I like telling car salesmen "Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do

[Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink]

Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse