Jeff Turner

Keep your chin up like it's picture day

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

it actually works #uke2021

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@timothystephens @pmccall777 Maybe he didn't want to wash again before he hit a bag of cheetos

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@mark_a_phelps 100% one is enough right now. Clarity and focus are as important as ever. I still care about the code and get better results tracking a series of discrete tasks

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

"Good catch."

Software engineering in 2026

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@flyosity Mike, sorry to hear that 💔

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@mark_a_phelps @pmccall777 for real, if it supports real-time media streaming (I think it does) you could pipe a websocket from a Programmable Voice phone call to it

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@pmccall777 Toasting to $ORCL 🥂

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@Canes “Stars are gonna get the calls” 🙄

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

I’m not a football coach but even I know not to talk to the kicker before a big kick.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Good day to remember just how big that green tree is

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Ok, I’m a LSU graduate, and a major SEC guy. Here’s my question. Is Lane and everyone else gonna crush Tennessee the same way they’ve been shining on the other teams that lost this weekend? Because umm…

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

The sweetest of all

[Pack Pride @PackPride]

WOLFPACK VICTORY!!!

Final:

NC State: 35
North Carolina: 30

Fourth consecutive victory for NC State against the Tar Heels as CJ Bailey throws for 242 yards and two scores in his first rivalry matchup to wrap up Mack Brown's coaching career at Carolina.

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@lifehacker not seeing $149, did you mean $249?

[Jay Van Bavel, PhD @jayvanbavel]

Unfollowing toxic social media influencers makes people less hostile!

In 2 large field experiments, unfollowing a few extreme influencers:
-Reduced partisan animosity by 24%
-Increased satisfaction with Twitter/X
-Led people to share higher-quality news

Effects persisting for 6+ months and most people choose not to refollow the influencers after the study was over.

Read the full paper here: https://t.co/3KTtqUjjdi

[Ethan Clark wx @EthanClarkWX]

I’ve now spent the last 48 hours collecting reports and sharing stories about the catastrophic and unprecedented disaster unfolding across Western North Carolina on my weather page. It is dire; help is coming and will need to continue to come. I’ve never seen it this bad. 1/2

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

Bryce doesn’t have weapons 😏

[Joe Person @josephperson]

Panthers have a 100-yard rusher, 100-yard receiver and 300-yard passer for first time since D'Onta Foreman, DJ Moore and PJ Walker at Atlanta in 2022.

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@pmccall777 I was just reading about this. Makes a lot more sense unfortunately

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

I went to the wrong Chipotle to pick up my food, and the app told me I was at the wrong location. Nice job, @ChipotleTweets.

Ideally you'd get a warning en route, but I got a notification before I got out of my car, which was neat.

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

@flyosity where do you get yours? I feel like I can't find good mangoes around here

[Jeff Turner @jefft]

Have had a long running argument with a #Steelers fan at work about the TJ Watt hit on #Panthers QB Cam Newton in 2018.

We finally decided to have the great @GeneSteratore weigh in on the matter.

Enjoy