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What's better than an amazing scientific illustration company? One that lets you make science themed holiday illustrations! I love @BioRender! #biogingerbread

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#hiring Director, Nonclinical Safety Evaluation- Check out this great #job at #Sangamo and join our great team! https://t.co/JYBuA1kZFI #jobopening #applynow

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#hiring Research Associate II- Check out this great #job at #Sangamo and join our collaborative and amazing team! https://t.co/b28oX92d5U #jobopening #applynow

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#hiring Research Associate III- Check out this great #job at #Sangamo and join our amazing team! https://t.co/smBv5UTchM #jobopening #applynow

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Note to self: this year, do NOT pack away any Halloween decorations that contain actual real pumpkins. You will regret it next year.

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Trying to understand this terrible mood I'm in and I think it's because I don't like the pants I have on. Talk about first world problems.

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making cake pops, first impressions: potential for ridiculous cuteness, actual cake part has texture of regurgitated cupcake+frosting.

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@crazyauntpurl nope. must replace with circus peanuts.

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@Sundry HOORAY!! and also hooray for letting me know I am not alone in my scatologically focused life.

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The nail in the coffin of my facebook addiction is the HS friend that just changed his profile pic to a positive pregnancy test pee stick.

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Just spent hours posting unwanted furniture on craigslist. Was all worth it for the email that starts "I'd like to purchase your drawers".

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@vaccart Monsters, Inc.!

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I should have stopped and yelled "WELL YOU'RE A CRAAAAAZY BITCH" right back at her. Why am I only good at comebacks 20 minutes later?

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Was enjoying my afternoon run until a lady yelled "WELL YOU'RE A FAT BITCH!" at me. Hard not to lose some of your pep after that.

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I just failed an online workplace safety training course. Awesome. Let's see if I can do better than 54% on try #2.

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@Sundry jim krasinski, colin firth, adam brody?

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@lateandsoon have you seen this? http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html

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AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

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I'M SO EXCITED

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Starting couch-to-5K for the millionth time today. The difference: just signed up and PAID FOR a 5k in 9 weeks. Time to get shuffling!