jensinious

an aping defi degen suffering eternal FOMO with the memory of a goldfish

[jensinious @jensinious]

@ArmanAssadi Let’s goo

[Arman Assadi @ArmanAssadi]

It's 2am in Tokyo. A father of two can't sleep. He's three months into a career change that isn't working, and he hasn't told his wife how scared he is. He picks up his phone and starts talking to Tony Robbins' AI Twin.

A genuine conversation. He tells Tony everything. Tony holds him accountable the way only Tony can. He helps him find what he already knows. The man commits.

The next day, he opens the app. Tony remembers. Tony asks how the run went.

This is happening thousands of times a day. Across 23 languages. With some of the most influential people on the planet.

This is Steno.

We build hyper-realistic AI Twins for leaders and brands. Your Twin thinks like you. Speaks like you. Sounds like you. Remembers every conversation and deepens its relationship with every user over time.

Tony Robbins. Peter Diamandis. Margarita Pasos. Brian Tracy. Dan Lok. Gerard Adams. Oso Trava. Justin Donald. Brands like Sleep Science Academy and Ask Slim. And a growing roster of experts from around the world.

The Tony Robbins app alone: 4.8 stars, 2,000+ reviews, peaked at #29 in the Apple App Store. Tens of thousands of daily active users connecting with these Twins every day.

Your Twin connects to your entire ecosystem: your CRM, your products, your customer data. It knows what each person has purchased, what they care about, what they haven't explored yet. It guides them through your world with full context.

The traditional funnel is dead. This is what replaces it.

At the center is Maya, our intelligent Twin-building AI. Maya does the heavy lifting: learning how you think and speak, capturing who you really are. Our team works alongside Maya to make sure every Twin meets the standard a name like yours demands.

We've been heads-down for two years. No marketing. No hype. New platform. New brand. New everything. Today we're reintroducing Steno to the world.

The internet solved distribution. Social media solved reach. Neither one solved trust.

We're building the trust layer.

If your knowledge, voice, or brand is too valuable to stay one-way, this is what we built for you.

The future is personal. We're just getting started.

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

https://t.co/Xpdl8fYoBg

[Edgy - The DeFi Edge 🗡️ @thedefiedge]

https://t.co/APmuta3YGX

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Looking at the price of Crypto.

[Byzantine General @ByzGeneral]

Guys when we all said we were gonna dump on the suits I more so imagined at like... $200k per bitcoin or something.

Why the FRICK are you guys selling already 😤

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

ALRIGHT BOYS TODAYS GOING TO BE A BIG DAY. WE NEED TO BRING OUR BEST MEMES TO THE TABLE. EVERYONE TOOK THEIR ADDERALL XR 30MG BASELINE? DO YOU HAVE A YOUR 10 MG NORMALS FOR BOOSTERS? WE HAVE FOLGERS CRYSTALS IN EACH OF YOUR VESTS AND YOU’LL FIND A 3 MG AND 6 MG ZYN IN YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT POCKET — STAY 9’D AND BE FINE. WE HAVE A POT OF BLACK COFFEE AT THE FRONT. NO VAPES — ITS CRINGE AND BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. WE HAVE METH BUT THEY’RE ONLY FOR BANGERS AND YOU NEED SPECIAL PERMISSION. THIS IS IT BOYS, THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUES. HAVE YOUR AUTISM LOCKED AND LOADED TO GO. GOOD LUCK FRENS.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Elizabeth Warren waving goodbye to her anti crypto army.

[Loopify 🧙‍♂️ @Loopify]

ETH ETF APPROVED

WAGMI 😭😭😭

[db @tier10k]

CONFIRMED: SEC APPROVES LISTING OF SPOT ETH ETF'S

Source: DB | Coins: ETH

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 SEC officially approves all spot Ethereum ETFs.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The Bitcoin maxi plea

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

. @sassal0x coming back to Twitter, after relentlessly telling everyone the ETH ETF will get approved on May 23rd

[Cred @CryptoCred]

The breakdown was bearish but the failed breakdown was bullish but the failed breakdown is breaking down which would be bearish but if the failed breakdown fails to break down it would be bullish

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View of the eclipse from orbit

[jensinious @jensinious]

@0xmagiclines You came through really well with the macro bullishness rant. Think that will have indoctrinated a few more new alfalfa citizens to join the discord ;)

[croissant @CroissantEth]

a popular top signal is when coinbase hits #1 on the app store charts.

this has only happened twice in history:

first on December 7th, 2017 - when btc was $17,249

then on May 10th, 2021 - when btc was $58,213

Today, btc is $54,575 and coinbase sits all the way at rank #422.

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you need me I’ll be spending the weekend watching Balloon World Cup highlights

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