jess herc

I like turtles.
I like @petebusche.

[jess herc @jessherc]

Just two wookies chatting and listening to LOTR soundtrack 😂😻😘

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Is the thing where every business in SLC names themselves "Salt City" whatever a CUtEsiE thing or preparation thing for when the lake actually disappears and not having to deal with changing the name on everything in 5 years?

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom

[jess herc @jessherc]

5yo: I thought you didn't have to go to work anymore
Me: Why do you think that?
5yo: Because you had a graduation...
Me: Oh yeah... No graduation kind of means the opposite, buddy
5yo: Oh. Sorry.

[jess herc @jessherc]

My dog, aging like an absolute queen 👑

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When is the word "hubby" going to go away?

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Photo credit: @brittachecketts

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@its_gaydad Pete and I are trying to wrap our brains around this fact, but struggling!

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My 2 yo's biggest, meanest diss is yelling "YOU. ARE. A. TOY!"

Very hard not to laugh at him in his rage.

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My kid watching this volcano = me as a participant on social media platforms

[jess herc @jessherc]

Trying to explain what the radio is to 5 yo:
Someone works in an office and plays music for anyone who wants to listen... No not their own music....Yeah kinda like Spotify, except you don't get to pick what you listen to.

Tough sell.

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@JennyGarrard Makes me think of this

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@JennyGarrard Or this _______ of mine

[jess herc @jessherc]

I was almost named Jennifer, which is a name people call me all the time anyway.

Fine with me, I like all the Jennifers in my life!

@jenlynl

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

What were you *almost* named?

My kid’s favorite sick burn of me lately is, “Oh YEAH? Well if you were a boy you would be named TRAVIS, so”

[jess herc @jessherc]

@thelizlewis I have to brag
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5 yo: Today's the best day

Me: Why's that?

5 yo: Because I haven't had this day yet!

Me: 😩😭🤗

[jess herc @jessherc]

Regarding Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story:

Sometimes he doesn't hear anymore when he pulls his ears off, but his eyes can be carried around and he can see with them.

I think we all deserve to know what the rules are.

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Wordle 212 3/6

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Wordle 211 3/6

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@jenlynl It's fun! I was so close to getting it in three!

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Wordle 210 4/6

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[jess herc @jessherc]

@Elaine_withan_E It's an app with a bunch of different kinds of puzzles. Everyday a new page. Some word puzzles, some numbers. I've played it almost every single day for 3 years 😬