Giant

I *will* correct your grammar the first time I meet you, etiquette be damned. I hog the mic at karaoke bars. Look! Full sentences in a bio!

[Shraddha Uchil @shraddhauchil]

THREAD: Here’s my Condé Nast story.

It was 2015. BBC Good Food India, the magazine where I worked, was being shelved by WWM. I was on the lookout for a new job. Spruced up my LinkedIn profile and started sending out mails. After a few weeks of no luck, I see a mail in my inbox.

[Shraddha Uchil @shraddhauchil]

For those of you seeing this, I’m currently looking for freelance content/feature writing gigs. If you or someone you know is looking to commission any writing, please let me know. Thank you!

[Giant @jhayu]

@anshsha82644722 @drmmumbaicr Pls extend very important

[Saanwari/साँवरी/Saav @saanwari]

Parenthood is hard. Good luck to us @Samit. My TL rn.😳
@TandooriCutlet @nandiniv @sowmyarao_

[YoshitaSengupta @YoshitaSengupta]

In chaos, there is opportunity.
5 words 5 tags
@thatdoggonelady @trinaaprasad @jhayu @CuttingPilaka @jkd18

[Giant @jhayu]

@TextualOffender @TandooriCutlet I don't know about this. I think it's entirely possible it would have come my way anyway. You were... err... famous. =P

[Textual Offender @TextualOffender]

If you are looking to start a career in social media content writing, reach out to me. #Mumbai #Bombay based only.

[Giant @jhayu]

Bangalore folks, can ye help? #hiring

[vivek tejuja 🌈 @vivekisms]

It is perhaps a little vain of me to retweet this but this is what it is. I am excited and nervous and all kinds of silly emotions run through me but yeah. YAY!

[Michelle @islesofelle]

Bangalore fam, looking for a copywriter to join my team! We're a Swiggy company, would like someone with 3-5 years work ex.

[Giant @jhayu]

@SamirBharadwaj I wonder how many are going to get that reference.

[Ryan @rysimmons]

got another capitalism greatest hit. i will give you one hundred thousand dollars if you can guess the brand by the end

[Giant @jhayu]

@yootifool Sssshhhh. You'll give your secret away.

[Giant @jhayu]

@yootifool Curious to know how many DMs you get after this.

[Giant @jhayu]

Hey @amazonIN,is there a reason you don't have a delivery feedback option for "My package has been marked delivered but it has not actually been delivered"?

Because delivery boys marking the delivery complete hours before they actually reach is becoming incredibly common now.

[Giant @jhayu]

Con: He genuinely seems to be afraid of where this music is coming from.
Pro: He's grooving to FKJ while eating breakfast.

[Giant @jhayu]

Hid the bluetooth speaker before playing music so that K couldn't get to it, and now he absolutely does not trust this witchcraft that's going on.

[Giant @jhayu]

@rentomojo I'll let you know once I hear back from your team.

[Giant @jhayu]

Yo, @rentomojo, let me tell you a story.

We start off with your document verification process. Upload all the required documents, and the app stays frozen on 'You have not yet completed your documentation'.

[Giant @jhayu]

@rentomojo Sent on DM.

[Giant @jhayu]

What do I know? I have damaged furniture sitting in my house right now, which was delivered to me twice, pretending that it's fine. Standing ovation, @rentomojo. Great way to save money and piss off customers.

[Giant @jhayu]

Except it's now the next day, and I'm still waiting to hear from @rentomojo about any replacement. So did the delivery exec file for replacements? I have no way of knowing.