jess

when life hands you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail 💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈 she/her

[jess @jhor69420]

@ChristinaLuella She’s right it the easiest part

[jess @jhor69420]

@audipenny Yoooo I know this person in real life 🤣🤣🤣

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck off

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[jess @jhor69420]

@RightWingCope Let’s all google “reductionist”

[jess @jhor69420]

@ask_aubry Please tell me this isn’t real 😭

[jess @jhor69420]

@PicturesFoIder Hey ya

[jess @jhor69420]

@InternetH0F I don’t think there’s such thing as too stupid for twitter

[jess @jhor69420]

@theferocity

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

“If a homeless man makes me uncomfortable, the sentence is death” is the kind of argument I think people should be embarrassed to make in public

[jess @jhor69420]

Me now

[Reductress @Reductress]

'Sorry The House Is a Mess,' Says Friend Bragging About Having a House: https://t.co/BPrbFoJF35

[jess @jhor69420]

@shirtsthtgohard @Dancabiff

[jess @jhor69420]

@wearesoworthy I thought this was @gracehelbig

[jess @jhor69420]

@waltermasterson I would quit on the spot

[jess @jhor69420]

@SamGrittner

[jess @jhor69420]

One of the best things clothing stores can do on their website is post pictures of regular people wearing their clothes with their height and weight!!!!! Like I’m so sick of seeing models look great in clothes and then being super disappointed about what I look like wearing it!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.