Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum

She/her, Semi-pro fashion designer, cross stitcher, embroiderer/creator of Yolande Guest, professional dog mom, wife, fat queen.

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@DonaldJTrumpJr I mean, clearly you’re outraged….so….here?

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@HillaryClinton I know this is besides the point and not at all important, but I just wanted to say (because this is the internet and I guess we say random things here) that Secretary Clinton is one of those women that only gets more stunning as she ages.

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@billyeichner Just, why?

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

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[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@lindaholmes That was the entire pandemic for me, lol.

[Rekha Shankar @rekhalshankar]

I use @wirecutter constantly and support the Wirecutter workers fighting for fair contracts @nytimes !

If NYT mgmt won’t bargain in good faith with @wirecutterunion I’m not peepin those sweet
@wirecutter recs for Black Friday and Cyber Monday 🐴

Join me! https://t.co/8dSx3VE7wU

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@lindaholmes You cook and bake! Wtf else would be in your pantry?! I’d love to know what these other people keep in their pantries and when the last time they cooked was. Your pantry, btw, is my dream life pantry. The glorious, tidy, organization is breathtaking.

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@lindaholmes Ps. I really think the Nytimes book review hire you as a romance critic.

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@lindaholmes Woohoo!! Can’t wait!!

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@SarahKSilverman That was baller.

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@lindaholmes Oh man 🥺 I love my magnetic spice jars! They’re so neat! How do you get mad about that?!

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@marcellakomisky 😞

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

#inthepink
@hairbymichellecasino https://t.co/0CrLMpBp6f

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@BaltimoreMrs Not every day.

[Jennifer Sutton-Rosenblum @jlsslj]

@MountainBark @chrisrock Yeah, but your chances of getting it in the first place are 1 in 5,000.
And then your chances of getting it in a way that is more than an annoyance are even less than that.