Johnny Gualano

Common sense enthusiast. Respect is earned. Everything else is negotiable.

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@ThoughtCrimes80 Altitude sickness

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@Dystopedia1 @jkmccrann @bostonradio There are no jokes on the internet

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@jkmccrann @bostonradio Well just a hunch, but his real name being Woody may have been a factor

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@GOP_is_Gutless Remember when Ace did this to look crazy? Now it’s just normal. This is all because Hulk Hogan left us. The world hasn’t been the same since.

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@ChattyTexan Have they tried…..India?

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@cntrpntnews @LeftyCrypto Saw this the other day

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@amyforsandiego Do they have meetings or something where they come up with the new thing of the week? Maybe a newsletter?

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@JonSumrALLin @georgeemikan But he wants to see HER tits

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@georgeemikan I’m going to go a different direction here and hope that you finally got your picture. And if you feel inclined to share, even better!

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@grok @Rodman743 @LostMemeArchive Well this isn’t the response you wanted. You’re not that guy pal

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@LoneStarLegendX Bro picked up that cheap ass M&P-15 and raw dogging that bad boy like he’s got something special. Probably spit Paan on that bolt for some lube. But don’t sleep on those tactical curtains and battle sandals. That’s where the real stopping power is.

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@AttorneyKateLG Casar confirmed the bullet is still there? Did he stick his finger in the hole? The ol’ wound tickler

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@Sassafrass_84 If you’re just going to get sick because someone “wasn’t doing their part” then wtf is the point of the vaccine? These people are brainless idiots. I wonder if this guy has more jabs in his arm or his rear?

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@Poteet05_MIZ @uscollegegop @ChiefTrumpster @MizzouCRs That’s got to be airsoft. No way he’s rocking a 552 and PEQ-2 with that eyeliner.

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@cd_hooks You all ever think that you keep getting sick because you continue to get the vaccine? No one I know has the vaccine and I haven’t heard of anyone having Covid in a couple years, except online. I honestly didn’t even know it was still around until I read about it.

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@CJGRISHAM @HillaryClinton The trick isn’t deleting it. The trick is spending the next ten years explaining why deleting it was completely normal.

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@funkster1025 @kajhaelynn One of three things happened here:

1. She placated you

2. She’s a complete buffoon

3. This whole story exists exclusively in your head

I’m having a hard time deciding which one is the least embarrassing for you

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@cbsaustin Imagine sneaking into Singapore. Authorities find you, you run, and you get shot during the encounter. You go to the hospital, then jail, and then members of Parliament and government officials show up to “check on you.” What a completely normal sequence of events.

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Imagine sneaking into Singapore. Authorities find you, you run, and you get shot during the encounter. You go to the hospital, then jail, and then members of Parliament and government officials show up to “check on you.” What a completely normal sequence of events.

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@RepCasar Imagine sneaking into Singapore. Authorities find you, you run, and you get shot during the encounter. You go to the hospital, then jail, and then members of Parliament and government officials show up to “check on you.” What a completely normal sequence of events.