Jesse Black

Utah Unit Producer | Chief Storyteller | Idea Monger | Orbiter of the Giant Hairball @PurchGroup

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@RideUTA - You guys could do a better job communicating with your passengers when there are problems. 25+ minutes from AF to Orem, and not one word. 🖕🏻

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@dominos - Pizza quality checked at 5:30. Left the store at 6:23. Can’t wait to see how cold that shit is! #dominosapp #details #orem #utah

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Watching #Narcos is like watching an older, drug-free #MacaulayCulkin and a younger, more handsome #BurtReynolds in a old time cop drama.

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@jessesem Whew! 😓

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@kneaders - Let's do the math, $.99 for a side of chips. This is what I got. So, roughly $0.05 per piece? Care to explain? #disgruntled

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@RideUTA I got the 4:07 fine. Thanks.

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@RideUTA The 3:37 out of Ogden. And, I ride the train everyday of the week; they can stop and start when they want to.

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@RideUTA - Running to catch the train, make eye contact with the driver - 5ft from the door - he shrugs and pulls away. #dickmove #heartless

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Man! I wish there was something good on TV 📺 tonight. 🤔🤔 😉 #GoTS7

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Trip-to-NYC Bingo: Negative comments about @realDonaldTrump within the first 10 minutes in town? CHECK! #trump #bingo #businesstrip

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Trip-to-NYC Bingo: Almost die in the back of a cab? CHECK! 🚖#NYC #purchlife #businesstrip

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

I REFUSE to let my wife suck me in to @RealHousewives of the #OC. But, really Kelly?! Seriously, Vicki? Ireland before a show, Tamara?! #smh

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Daughter asked about going to acting camp. I suggested she jus start acting like she's at camp. Was I wrong? 🤔

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

The new iMac 🖥 is SO photogenic! #photo #Apple #iMac #PurchGroup

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Listening to a young dad (2 kids) compare raising his kids to breaking a horse. 🙄 He just said, "...when you get 'em into a trot..." #dad

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Just saw a vape pen that looked just like a crack pipe. So there's that... 🙄#vape #notcool

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

When you can't see the room for the speakers. 🎚#review #speakers #boom #boom

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

@jessesem ...and just like that it's on My List.

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

Guy on train just said, "I've invested so much time playing my new [video] game. Its storyline is like reading a book. 🙄 #Millennials

[Jesse Black @jmorganblack]

To say we're only now living in a "real-life" #HouseofCards is hilarious. We've been living in it since the beginning of #politics.