Jeanette

Cattle, 49ers, farming, Blazers, and dogs are life 🙌 Living in Idaho can simultaneously be the best and the worst thing to happen to you...

[Ryan Paganetti @RyanPaganetti]

1 in 41.8 million.

Using Aaron Schatz’s Adjusted Games Lost rankings, here is where the 49ers ranked in regular season injury burden each year:

2008: 6th healthiest
2009: 9th healthiest
2010: 4th healthiest
2011: 8th healthiest
2012: Healthiest

2013: 10th most injured
2014: 5th most injured
2015: 7th most injured
2016: 9th most injured
2017: 10th most injured
2018: 7th most injured
2019: 6th most injured
2020: Most injured
2021: 4th most injured
2022: 9th most injured
2023: 4th healthiest
2024: Most injured
2025: 5th most injured

The 49ers ranked among the NFL’s 10 healthiest teams for five consecutive seasons from 2008 through 2012.

Odds of that occurring in independent random rankings: approximately 1 in 336.

They then ranked among the NFL’s 10 most injured teams in 12 of the next 13 seasons.

Odds of that occurring in independent random rankings: approximately 1 in 124,640.

Odds of both sequences occurring consecutively, assuming every season is an independent random draw:

Approximately 1 in 41.8 million.

This is not a statement implying causality whatsoever.

What, if anything, materially changed between 2012 and 2014?

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

This is the most amazing thing I've read today 😭😭 I am so upset with myself that I'm chronically online enough to understand it immediately🤦

[AJ Schulte @AJSchulteFB]

John Lynch told me the substation keeps eating his wide receivers so I asked how many wide receivers he has and he said he just signs a free agent afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding wide receivers to the substation and then Kyle Shanahan started crying

[Alyce @Ninergirl99]

Avenging the Revenge Tour Of the Avenge Tour of the Revenge Tour of 2019

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

@JasonAponte2103 This is one of my all time favorite videos 😭 I say "that's so thute" like once a month and my kids have zero idea what the hell I'm talking about 🤣

[JonnyDel's Backup @SulligentHUB]

How is it, that even with 6 new injuries already in training camp, 2 injuries still residual from last year to a 1st and 2nd round pick, and a major off-season injury, coming off an injury riddled year and a year when training camp got derailed but an avalanche of injuries, after a year of horrible injuries...

We've had exactly ONE question about the head of our player health(and he wasnt even questioned by name)?

THAT is the real beat writer conspiracy....

Thousands of total games missed due to injury and thousands more practices...yet one qiestion about our VP of player health? Something is fishy

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

Yup, pretty much sums it up 🤷

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

@FtblSickness Well see the thing about 49ers Twitter is it’s full of weird motherfuckers

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

This makes me so sad 💔 Kevin is the best, and this is a stupid stupid stupid move on Dundon's part

[Joe Freeman @BlazerFreeman]

Kevin Calabro tells me has decided to step away from Blazers broadcasting and will no longer call games for Portland.

The team and its veteran play-by-play man had been in discussions on a new contract, but he called the offers "subprime" and he has decided to move on.

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

@Ninergirl99 When I first read this, I thought it said "cat" and I was super confused for a minute 🤣

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

I love this so much❤️

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Boise State will forever immortalize #Saints HC Kellen Moore with a permanent 11-foot bronze statue honoring the winningest starting quarterback in college football history (50-3).

The statue will stand near the northeast entrance of Albertsons Stadium.

(📷 @BroncoSportsFB)

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Ronald Reagan: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman…But Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American…This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness.”🇺🇸

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Gotta admit - I'm a little bit terrified that upholding the Constitution wasn't a unanimous decision.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Some of you are mad today about a citizenship ruling.

While I disagree with you on that, we should all realize this case was NOT about citizenship.

Th *real* question before the courts was:

“Can a President by executive order, change how we interpret and apply a constitutional Amendment, despite its SCOTUS precedent?”

No matter how you feel about this specific case, the answer is obviously “no”

The Executive branch does not, and should not have any subjective authority over the constitution.

If you think Trump can use an EO to change birthright citizenship arguing “historical context”…

…Then you must also conclude that Biden could have used an EO to ban any gun that wasn’t a musket.

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

🤣🤣😭😭

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

😭😭😭

[Andy Johnson @TheDirtJohnson]

Everyone out here asking the Blazers to go get shooters this off-season and they went and got the wrong kind.

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

@SadBisexualGal And that's why we love him.....😍

[Jeanette @jnet1127]

@SheaSerrano This is the best thing I've seen today, so fabulous 🤗

[NHL @NHL]

Undrafted
111 AHL games
NHL debut at 27 years old

Brandon Bussi is now a #StanleyCup champion 👏

Never give up on your dreams...

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Brandon Bussi in Game 6:

22 shots faced
22 saves

Shutout in the Stanley Cup-clinching game.

[Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander]

NBA champions and Stanley Cup champions both finish 16-3 in the postseason and clinch on the road.