Jonas Bechstein

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

@b_chamberlain @awscloud WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, THAT IS STEP THREE

[Shubheksha ✨ @ScribblingOn]

ALSO Y'ALL I FOUND AN INFRA TEAM WITH TWO OTHER WOMEN!!!! CAN U BELIEVE IT? I can't tell you how excited I am about it. I might or might not have cried when I found out during interviews.

I get to work with both @Lemonjet and @AmandaK_Data!!! 💪🎉🥳

[Kristy Viers @Kristy_Viers]

I thought I would share how I, as someone who is visually impaired use my iPhone.☺️

[Phil Webb 🍃 @phillip_webb]

git rebase

[Jonas Bechstein @jobe93]

@onkelkodi auf der #OOPmuc über die letzen zehn Jahre DevOps

[Markus Zimmermann @markus_zm]

Heute sind @onkelkodi, @jobe93 und ich auf der OOP in München. #OOPmuc
Bereit für spannende Talks und Gespräche über Cloud und Software Entwicklung.

[Konstantin Diener @onkelkodi]

Kudos for an interesting talk about bringing a Financial on-premise application to #EKS. #DevOpsCon

[Konstantin Diener @onkelkodi]

Looking forward to FICO’s Sven Ahlfeld and cosee’s @markus_zm: „The Adventure of bringing a financial on-premise Application to #EKS“. #DevOpsCon @coseeaner #AWS #LiftAndShift

[Jonas Bechstein @jobe93]

Unser @onkelkodi reflektiert die letzten zehn Jahre DevOps auf der @devops_con und prophezeit euch was als Nächstes kommt!

[Kelly Sommers @kellabyte]

You get promoted from Backend Brat to Diva of Dysfunctionally Distributed Systems when you learn enough about consistency models to realize everything is broken and you don’t engage in ranting about DBs anymore you just tell everyone they are all broken, please make 15 backups.

[James Shore @[email protected] @jamesshore]

Why is software so often late? Because forecasting well is very expensive (and makes software take longer); the political costs of being pessimistic are high; and the political costs of being optimistic are low. The punishment for lateness, if any, falls on convenient scapegoats.

[Philipp Garbe @pgarbe]

Startup idea: Have a pizza delivery service that bills you through AWS Marketplace. Your lunch costs will just disappear in your companies AWS bill...

[DevOpsCon @devops_con]

Bringing a financial on-premise #application to #EKS with
@markus_zm and Sven Ahlfeld, at #DevOpsCon.
➡ https://t.co/tThHPEuTQr
#DevOps #Developer #Programming

[Markus Zimmermann @markus_zm]

Currently at USENIX Security 19 which is a great conference with lots of inspiring talks. I am already excited to do my talk around 3pm in Track 1 about our study of security threats in the npm ecosystem. #usesec19

[Jameson T. Street @JamesonStreet]

@markdalgleish Can you divide by Jan 1 1970?!?

Asking for a friend..

[Oliver Drotbohm 🥁 & 👨‍💻 @odrotbohm]

I can see merge commits…

[Mike Conley (@[email protected]) @mike_conley]

@skirani 14. A 10x engineer doesn't have hair, but Ethernet cables snake out of their skull. They can quote passages from the Agile Manifesto from heart while humming the sound a MacBook makes when it boots. You will know them because they're in the house right now omg run

[Shekhar Kirani @skirani]

9. 10x engineers are poor mentors as they can't teach others on what to do OR parcel the work. They always think "It takes too long to teach or discuss with others, I would rather do it myself." They are also poor interviewers.