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unprofessional marketer

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@justnblock @AFwithNick

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@youngrichgreek rookie of the year

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

Everyone’s against eugenics until they roll up to the sperm bank.

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just had my wallet drained. 23k in SOL gone instantly. I’d be devastated if I hadn’t taken ashwagandha once in 2021

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@ethangwang @haoji_w real eyes realize real lies

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@timo_rf great idea bring it to yccc (yc community college)

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@JemBourouhDE there's a lot of regulations and you need a license to bill insurance in the us but the LTV is high and the ticket price is $100+ an hour

[Mahak Bhoria @mehakbhoria]

In 2008, Elon Musk was 12 days from bankruptcy.

Standing in a Hollywood ballroom, he was trying to sell a $109,000 car to people who thought he was crazy.

His own Roadster was parked outside, as if it were just a simple bicycle.

He started by talking about money: Congress had approved $25 billion to make efficient cars.

The Big Three flew to Washington and asked for it… to pay salaries for their gas-guzzlers. Congress said yes.

“That gives them until February,” Musk said. Tesla asked for the same fund… but for what it was really created for: a cheaper car.

And then he dropped the line that no one in the room registered: Tesla doesn’t pay dividends.

It never will. Every dollar from every $109,000 Roadster goes straight to the next cheaper car. His salary: the legal minimum.

He didn’t tell them the company had days of cash left. Or that if they didn’t close an emergency round before Christmas Eve… it was all over.

He talked about cell phones. About how the first ones cost a fortune.

About how you don’t get to cheap without selling expensive first. 100 cars made. Number 100 was coming off the line on Tuesday. And he’d deliver the keys himself. Six months later, GM declared bankruptcy. The guy on minimum wage… didn’t.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

lmao

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

Hello fellow founders, go to your investor's website and see if they still list you as a portfolio company.

What you do with the information is up to you.

[Joshua Gavin @joshdgavin]

Biz opp info would be in a recession if it wasn't for Base44 and Clarity Pay

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TheBabylonBee How much is it?

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Absolutely incredible…

University of California professors are now asking the school to reinstate the SAT for admissions because their new students are unable to do high school-level work.

They stopped using standardized tests for admissions in 2020 to promote "equity".

[Joshua Gavin @joshdgavin]

"business content is soulless in 2026"

have you seen @markbuildsbrand's new format?

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@SergeGatari It has been done already

[Ac Hampton @HamptonAc_]

Curse of an ecom bro:

> Visits grandma for the weekend
> Grandma complains about her knee
> "Lemme see it real quick"
> Takes a close-up photo of the swollen knee
> Checks if the angle is good for Meta
> Finds 7 competitors
> Opens Shopify instead
> Spins up a joint supplement store
> Runs grandma's knee photo as a native ad
> "I couldn't walk for 3 months until I tried this"
> $2.40 CPC
> Puts grandma on rebill
> 5-star review from grandma on pdp
> Grandma thinks he finally cares about her health
> He just got his first sale and recurring customer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@DrewPavlou He will be

[The Lunduke Journal @LundukeJournal]

Rust programmers are over 800% more likely to be “Trans” than the average populace (and over 500% more likely to be “Trans” than programmers in general).

7.72% of all Rust programmers, according to the most recent Rust Survey, self identify as “Trans”.

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@LeafyIsHere @jamie130506 I’m not certain this is actually leafy. I think I follow the owner of this account on instagram though. 3 letter username

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

just watched guy next to me pay 10 dollars to have wifi on 45 min flight so he could scroll thru a twitter feed that was all crypto stuff and kanye hitler tweets and then hesitate to message 3 hinge matches