Joey

Neurotic Bitch, Twitter Binger

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

Me sending nudes is just pictures of nail lacquers ranging from pale to peach.

[Beth @mejustbeth]

Came home from the store with some Junior Mints. My hubby asked "What? You couldn't find any Senior Mints?"

He's saying I'm old.

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

I’m on hold with the pharmacy and the music is ... well it’s been Margaritaville and The Joker and Roxanne - Is that the vibe y’all get from CVS?

[Ron Sullivan @ChefRonSullivan]

This is why a second set of eyes before you send that proof off to a printer is NEVER a bad idea 😂😂😂

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

SoCS – Butter https://t.co/yKlkALlDfH

[Maria Carvalho @ImMCarvalho]

Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time! #birds #photo

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

@usasmitty Thank you! 😁

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

It’s Been Sunny and So I Am https://t.co/0ixr0eKFNa

[🌹Mel🌹 @moodyflufnstuf]

Vaccinate me harder.

[SavoirFail 🇺🇦 @SavoirFail]

Mars looks like Nevada which explains a lot.

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

Doctor: So what are your symptoms?
Me: I feel like I'm wearing a hat.
Doctor: You're not.
Me: I know. Can you help me?

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

"Damn windmills blew my plane to Cancun!" - Ted Cruz

[courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages]

Midnight in the garden of good grief.

[InfernalWheel @InfernalWheel]

#Caturday

[Mustard baby @HRTSMRT]

In Hell, you enter email addresses & passwords using video game controllers for ever.

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

@Mr_Friend_Zone Thank you, sir. Very kind ☺️

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

@ImMCarvalho Thanks!

[Joey @joeyfullystated]

It’s a Whole Thing https://t.co/0VJ6RXPX8j