I'm in a 2-month long "conversation" with @Uber and @Uber_Support. It would be a great comedy of idiotic cut-and-paste replies, were it not so frustrating. I wonder if any sentient beings at @dkhos's company checks Twitter? Nah...
Any guesses about @gmail throwing this strange error all of the sudden? @Google "You're sending this from a different address or alias using the 'Send mail as' feature. The settings for your 'Send mail as' account are misconfigured or out of date."
@TheBillyWest Bought tix to see Jerry at The Fox in Detroit. Asked the girl if the seats I chose are good. "Yeah...I guess...if you're some kind of Jerry Lewis fan or something"
@MrJonCryer@ememess 64% of Twitter users are currently shitting. You'll have to top that collective shit by a good 20 to 30% or we won't be able to measure it.