jonathan

hi alexis 😘

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I’m never buying a game off temu again

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Taylor Swift has trapped all of the NYPD underneath the sewers of Madison Square Garden and detonated all of the bridges leading out of Manhattan. The fire rises.

[r✩ @elizl0r]

scared of dating cuz what if i cheat again

[Clementine♡ @queerboyclem]

used basmati rice for dinner instead of jasmine rice.

[alien @fastestUFO]

i wish everyone was nicer to sluts and whores

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38

[bongo @bongoism]

don’t care plus your soul is rotting

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Karma is real I cheated on this bitch in 2020 im still going through it

[gary @garthijy]

Gaming has been boring lately I might start getting into sex

[caleb @parad6x]

i code switch around girls and start acting gay

[earth angel🪽 @NotFromEarf]

Nudes suck when her butt flat. I was in hell dawg

[. @UnrulyStitch]

Next pussy I put in my mouth I’m not letting go

[sad shell of a woman ❀ @Iivsbian]

IT’S BONEEEEEE DRY
BITTER AND HOLLOW
YOU’LLLLLL BE MILES AWAY TOMORROW
WHYYYYY’D IIIIII TRYYYY ATTTT ALLLLLLLLL