jon

got an a from moe dee for sticking to themes

[jon @jonbrownsbody]

@Fightful

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@jedigoodman

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I must say, @realDonaldTrump looks good for 250.

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@Seth_3773 Dude, it’s a game.

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@Klarna whose dick do I gotta suck to get my money back?

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@Ballknower2222 @BurnerLJohnson

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Nothing is more American than singing about how all of your heroes are drug addicts at the White Christian Nationalist celebration.

[jon @jonbrownsbody]

RIP QUEEN

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@ThreeJacques @TMZ Honestly, the double-murder stuff aside. OJ Simpson was a Heisman winning runningback.

[jon @jonbrownsbody]

@Aaron_Torres He doesn't owe them shit.

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@AndrewC30004688 @BurnerLJohnson

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Alabama's next Lt. Governor

[jon @jonbrownsbody]

@winwithwinsome I've never been to your state, so I'm not invested in your gubernatorial race, yet your campaign texts me SEVERAL times a day. Make it stop, for the love of God.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You know he was two seconds from comparing his treatment by the refs to that of Jesus by Pontius Pilate

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I know there's a lot of civil unrest right now, but is it too much to ask for a fucking store-bought elote dip to actually taste like elote?

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@Popeyes placed mobile order, store is closed for remodel, and now I can't get a refund? That's shitty.

[jon @jonbrownsbody]

Did not see the Elon Musk babyface turn coming...

[jon @jonbrownsbody]

@BurgerKing so, how do I get my refund for my mobile order since the store was closed?

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@ageofthefever I'm facilitating a training class for work, and there's a guy in this class that has Cody's neck tattoo. I felt like you should know this.

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@ClubRandom_ @billmaher @KidRock Ah yes, the poignant song, "Cowboy."