Here's Johnny !

EVangelist, voice of reason, economic migrant, fisherman, poker player and occasional tweeter !

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@yoongispotatoes Which half

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@GreggsOfficial As a national retailer I am somewhat surprised that your Newark branch refused to accept a Scottish note - rather archaic attitude - fortunately @CostaCoffee had no such problems !!

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@JGardner84928 @MaciaPaladin @RossKneeDeep So essentially saying here that Trump's policies are aligned to that of a communist state ???

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@premierinn - for the love of God, send someone from your Slough Central branch to @currys to buy a couple of 4 slice toasters - breakfast for over 80 folk and one 2 slice toaster !!

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@fesshole Negativity here shows just how society is f*cked -

1) it's @fesshole - read and laugh/share or don't/move on - if it's real it's real, if not bigger things to worry about !

2) stop assuming and engage critical thinking - did the surgery take place before they met perhaps ?

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@NissanUK - delighted on awards being picked up for the Ariya - from what I can remember it is a great car !!
Would be keen to understand your views on the sustainability of the model given my car has now been off the road for 3 months - apparently due to parts on back order ???

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@marksandspencer - for the love of God if you are going to put cheese in stuff at least have the decency to reference it on the front of the packaging - #nomention !!

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@Tesco another clown at your Lincoln store - #bookemdanno

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@Tesco can you confirm that this muppet at your Lincoln store will receive a penalty notice as per your signage?

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@sainsburys in the name of all that is holy - how on earth can these be sold as high bake !!!

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@sainsburys very respectful having 2 mins silence in stores for customers and staff however you could also turn off the muzak !!!

#LestWeForget2023

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@ktjayne14 #bringhomethebattenbergs

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#PrimePremier #GenV

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@ilovenostalgia #stillgoingstrong

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@Andrew5Oldham @LUFCMOTcom Glad to see a Scot getting a mention !!

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@SoVeryBritish Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief "

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@monzo can you confirm the only way to pay in a cheque is by post ? Seems a bit 1800's !!

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#chargingetiquette
Why do some selfish dicks insist on occupying Fast chargers with slow charge cars and then sit charging to 100% !!

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@maginotwaltz A couple of instances of a "cunt of Tories" on here but surely the more alliterative choice would be " a twat of Tories" ?