Jonathan Moore

$jonmoore1981 Husband, Father, Son

[Gary Brannan @garybrannan]

“No time to explain, get in the Orangina”

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

you're not an influencer unless you're from the influencer region of france, otherwise you're just a sparkling attention seeker.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

People are like, “We know less about the deep ocean than the moon!”
Good. Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.
We should know as little about it as possible.
The entire reason to go to space is to get farther from the ocean.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Just watched a story about how a guy slipped into a pool of boiling sulfuric acid in Yellowstone Park and melted immediately so I’m gonna say no to your invitation to go camping but thanks anyway

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

suddenly the things my kids do that are annoying seem insignificant and being in the moment more significant

[Mariah is Lee-Tired 🌅 @riahthelee]

Please go look at who @kfc follows.

Well don’t KFC. Well done.

[A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut]

Me: A storm is coming

My wife: Do you have to say that every time our kids wake up?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Jonathan Moore @jonmoore1981]

Thoughts and prayers.

[kidversations @kidversations_]

Please pray for my toddler who had ketchup placed on the wrong part of his plate.

[Jonathan Moore @jonmoore1981]

“I’ll look at anything once.” - @MelliniLouis #LouisSays

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

Wordle should have another color to show that a letter is used twice.

[Devi Abraham @devi_writes]

Is anyone giving up wordle for lent?

Wordle 256 5/6

⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware.

But you can’t have both.

[Emotional Support GOAT🐐 @SwissArmyWife00]

Me to 7: Way to go bud! You’re eating your dinner like a champ.

4: *pouting* what about me?

Me: You are too!

7: *now also upset* But I’m eating better, right?

Me:

Them:

Me: *runs away forever*

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

i went to jurassic park on a day where everything was fine. no dinosaur attacks. people need to chill out. it’s so fun

[IHOPKC @ihopkc]

Some say it is costly to follow Christ. The truth is that the cost of not following Christ is immeasurably higher.

[Jonathan Moore @jonmoore1981]

@paigeborg Good choice. There are so many kinds. Varieties. Iterations. HAVE FUN!

[ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz]

Welcome to your late 30s: You now yell out the word you forgot two hours ago in the middle of Costco.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT