jon rand

Voiceoverperson. Podcaster @failingwriters. Avid reader and wannabe writer of future important literary classics despite not writing enough to achieve that goal

[Writers' HQ @writers_hq]

No need to drown in overwhelm at the billionty writing competitions and submission ops out there. Every month we'll be publishing a curated list of our 5 top faves to get your writing cogs a-whirring.

https://t.co/Sfi5v6tLEg

[Jack Meggitt-Phillips @MeggittPhillips]

The Beast is BACK. I’m feeling teary.

Behold the literally GOLDEN cover from evil geniuses @IsabelleFollath & @hamdesign.

On 26 Sep, meet your maker in The Beast & the Bethany: The Final Feast. Robot ravens, snazzy trousers, & Bethany’s PARENTS. Pre-order & run for your life.

[Writers' HQ @writers_hq]

Hi. Big news today writertrons. Big news. We are going to write our way to utopia ✊

https://t.co/UHZrZAI77C

[Dónal Óg @efficiencyanado]

Dear @failingwriters
Can you please refrain from publishing yet another hilarious and informative episode of your pod when you know full well that we are all battling end of the month deadlines.
Yours faithfully
L.O. Draft Agony https://t.co/5V3nPc4jPP

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@parisreview @failingwriters Great taste in dogs too

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@hboardk @failingwriters That day arrives! 😃

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@DevaneEmily @Scarfolk @richard_littler @failingwriters Kind words! X

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@JfleaP @fabulucy And too tall

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@writers_hq @kathyhoyle1 In!

[Andy Stanton @AndyStanton15]

Still time to get tix for this (not-for-kids) event at the North London Book Festival. I'll be chatting to the wonderful Robin Ince about all things writing, creativity, AI and a blue whale with a tiny appendage.

https://t.co/DNSwL0uQeG

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

🚨 It's WIN Street!
COMPETITION Lane!
PRIZE Alley!

Tell me the best #lie you have ever told or been told!
My mate told me his dad invented the Sprite logo. He was a plumber.
We'll pick five winners by 10am Friday to get an early, proof copy of my new book! #SomebodyToldMe -->

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

#Teachers ASSEMBLE! 🦸🏼‍♂️🦸🏾‍♀️🦸🏽

[The Failing Writers Podcast @failingwriters]

#EnglishTeachers !
We’re searching for school age writers! Diverse backgrounds welcome.
If you’ve read some alarmingly good poetry / stories / flash from any GCSE / A Levellers, pls get in touch. Let’s showcase some future talent! (dont cair if their SPAG in’t orl that)
More 👇

[The Failing Writers Podcast @failingwriters]

This, right here, is worth a butcher’s 👀

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@JfleaP As any proud employee should.

[Phil Oddy @philoddy]

I am very excited to say that Echoes: Entanglement #1 is coming very, very soon! #200WordsADay #scifibooks #kindle

https://t.co/dxCDw6AqtN

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@failingwriters @damnblankpage @LeagueOfLexicon 😄 In fairness, I’d be happy with THAT question!

[Andy Stanton @AndyStanton15]

I play me and make a fairly convincing Andy Stanton. @MrNishKumar plays ChatGPT with mercurial brilliance.

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

A completely nuts, but fascinating read, likely to make anyone trying to read next to you in bed say, “please can you stop giggling? It’s annoying.”

[Andy Stanton @AndyStanton15]

Out today 🖥️🥸✍️🐳🍆

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

Get yo spook on!

[The Failing Writers Podcast @failingwriters]

It’s ghost story time!
Let’s figure out how to write the greatest #ghoststory EVER, with master-spooksman @stevevolkwriter and Ciaran O’Keeffe…

[jon rand @jonrandvo]

@JfleaP @failingwriters I know. You miss him. We all do.
😢