One of this Generation’s Weakest Minds

Jordan. BLM. He/him. Still haven’t gotten far enough in Kyle XY to figure out why he doesn’t have a belly button.

[One of this Generation’s Weakest Minds @jorader7]

Good morning to everyone bu the gang of 13 year old girls who heckled me in a Chipotle parking lot last night because I look like Logan Paul

[JustBreathe @stargazing90]

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I think about this a lot

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Seeing Bound again last night, first time on the big screen, I'm just never not blown away by how the Wachowskis use every inch of their frame. An eternal salve from the way everyone now just shoots dead center. You hava a whole canvas you bozos!

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

This is a devastating interview.

Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good.

Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year

ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos

[Rozina Ali @rozina_ali]

Photo of detainees at Delaney, by Ryan Murphy, for Reuters

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

SGA FOR THREE

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

guys will see a movie like this and say hell yeah

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Incredible. The DNC autopsy of 2024 is 192 pages.
*Zero* mentions of the words "Israel," "Palestine," or "Gaza."

(DNC Chair Ken Martin concedes the autopsy does not meet his standards, nor would it meet yours).

[brian @brianonhere]

victor wembanyama: I don’t expect many American fans to understand, but my time at the monastery was as much about what i left behind as it was about what i absorbed. Two weeks, no meat, for example, difficult here, no?

josh hart: Yooo pause 😂

chet holmgren: what is u talmbout

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

SPEECHLESS.

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

the best movie trivia quiz is actually when your non-moviepilled coworker gives you a few vague statements about the movie they just watched and you noscope the title and lead actor and they act like you recited their social security number from memory

[Hasan alrabay @HasanEssam29636]

One of the most terrifying images in history: a transformation from life to death.

Gaza in 2023 and 2026!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

The massive Utah data center, called the Stratos Project, will be as big as 2,000 Walmarts, will need 9GW of electricity to run, and will generate the heat equivalent of 23 atom bombs detonating every single day in Hansel Valley. The expected impact of wildlife is catastrophic.
https://t.co/pZjrpcTaIe

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

[onion person @CantEverDie]

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold https://t.co/ahOqvcHBVS