Joshua Winzer

OPC Deacon, husband, father of one covenant child, CPA, Plant Collector

[Presbypianist @Presbypianist]

There’s no serious like Christian Academic Ghetto serious.

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@BrimstoneDeacon Looking forward to it

[Psalm Warfare @PsalmWarfare]

At some point, we just need to stop letting women on podcasts.

[Imprecatory Psalms for Dads and Malms @ImprecatoryOne]

There’s a Korean presbytery in the PCA? Isn’t that a kinism?

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@fbraden8 PCA with a women’s counsel.

But probably actually SBC.

[Pastor Mathis @ShawnMathis1972]

Would Calvin be indefinitely suspended from office in the Rio Grande Presbytery of the PCA?

[Stephen Wolfe @PerfInjust]

“[Do not] be too much disturbed, when we see the pastoral office assumed by ignorant asses.” Calvin (on Jer. 27:16)

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@irishpresby What a vile den of serpents.

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@RepShriThanedar What a surprise, the demon worshiping barbarian who defecates in the street loves the idea of killing children.

[James Baird @james_d_baird]

a word to older men concerned about younger men:

you’ll catch more flies with honey

[Michael J. Koontz @mkoontz328]

The one thing TaxTwitter is very bad at is not engaging. If you haven’t muted the AI replacement people yet, I don’t understand what you’re doing. Most of their posts are for engagement and they will keep doing it until you stop.

I know we always feel the need to communicate our value, but these people represent a small majority of the population. You do great work, keep doing it and move on. You’ll never convince them, and there’s no need to. If someone wants to YOLO a single member LLC to an S Corp to a partnership and likely ignore 90% of the nuance and screw up their returns - let them. There are a ton of clients who appreciate and understand the value you provide.

[ding_ding @ima_dinger]

Going to send client a copy of their tax return as follows, odd pages as separate upside down JPGs as text messages. Even pages as individual HEIC to email. Bill will come as 40 separate $15 invoices of which only half can paid by ACH, 3 by CC, the rest cash or check only.

[Zachary Garris @ZacharyGarris]

Imagine your neighbor’s pregnant wife breaks into your home while you’re on vacation and has the baby.

You then agree to the parents’ request that the child takes your last name, and you promise to pay for his school and medical expenses.

That’s birthright citizenship.

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@Presbypianist “Other more special and artful songs”

[🥧 Professor Pie 🥧 @fbraden8]

The PCA practices gentle parenting. Actually debating instead of providing discipline for errant behavior.
https://t.co/5m1xkNTI45

[Andrew Smyth @ref_andrew]

Just because you get good grades in seminary doesn't mean you'll make a good pastor. You can properly cite Turabian and yet fail to follow the Spirit's leading. You'll never read your thesis/dissertation on anyone's deathbed or at their funeral.

[Stuart Hartley @MrStuartHartley]

Forget CEOs eating Burgers. I want go see the CEO of Thomson Reuters complete a multi-state 1065 from scratch in UltraTaxCS.

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@PresbyXian @BerithPress I love that this boomer meltdown will only result in revenue bump for @BerithPress

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@Presbypianist This is going to make challenging for me to walk around having phone conversations on speaker.

[Joshua Winzer @joshua_winzer]

@__Conall Just typical passive aggressive, effeminate, catty behavior from a fool who is apparently unable to feel shame.