Mistake Collector

Unclench your jaw

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@ElyKreimendahl Pretty common for large predatory mammals to use as little energy as possible, if that makes you feel any better.

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Not short enough to be a halfling, not hot enough to be an elf.

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Baldur's Gate 3 is technically a great game. What makes it a masterpiece, though, is the feel of it. I have the same feeling that I did when I played Morrowind or Oblivion for the first time.

I love every second of it, even when I'm on a bad roll streak or a battle goes poorly.

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@drivingmemadi In bacon, I trust
To bacon, I shall return

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Just finished Forth Wing by Rebecca Yarros and holy shit. One of the best books I've ever read. Incredible world and character building, cunning prose and spicy as fuck. Most addicting read of 2023 so far and by far.

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Is any of that movie really Elsa's fault? Maybe if their parents spent less time inflicting an anxiety disorder on Elsa and more time teaching Anna to stay out of the line of fire, things would have gone more smoothly.

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Man those Italian dudes in Lady and the Tramp were putting in WORK to see a couple alley dogs bone down

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@InternetH0F A notebook. Unlimited food implies the means to cook it. If you can cook it, you can burn it and make charcoal to write with. Not ideal, but at least something to do.

[Abam @AdamBroud]

[Disney Pitch Meeting]

Writer: So kids love puppies

Exec: Haha true

Writer: This movie is about skinning alive 101 of them

Exec: First off, it's perfect

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Living with #ADHD after you finally get medicated.

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you are not just a drop in the ocean. you are the entire ocean in the drop.

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@RobDenBleyker Just schedule in a tight menty b and ride the catharsis to the next burnout

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@mrmarkdolan WHY
ARE
PEOPLE
*STILL*
WEARING
PANTS?
#FreeTheSchlong

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@RMcElhenney

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@drivingmemadi

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Just said "you too" in response to a hospital cafeteria worker saying "enjoy your snack" so that's what I'll be thinking about every day for the next decade.

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@DanOfMystery @waltermasterson I'm tempted to start a company like this pandering to these assholes and just donate all profits to planned parenthood or something.

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@kosherhotdogz Ah, yes. The 'kicked in the head by a horse as an infant' barbie line

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@sciencewithtyus @vinn_ayy Dragonfly all day.

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@_hood_mona_lisa I am the exact average of those two numbers

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@FreddieRivas It depends on context but if it's said when someone tries to make plans, it means "maybe"