Jonathan Planas

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta Question why I'd ended up in your bedroom? Then offer you a drink and a back rub???

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta They're the best 🩷🩵❤️

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta IT BACK

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta Nicked all the stuff from the stationary cupboard?

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta Do you even need to ask? ❤️❤️❤️

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta Is that even a question?? Admittedly I dunno what GTA6 is but it's you all day!

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@tinyscarletta Stunning 🩵🩵🩵

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@Manics @Spotify Definitely me! 4 out of my top 5 songs were yours too 🙂

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@StaffMoorlandDC hi, can you tell me when both my now full recycling bins will be emptied?? They were supposed to be emptied last Thursday (17/04) but your driver couldn't be bothered to follow the diversion caused by roadworks. It's been a week now

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@TalkTalk hi, my elderly mother in law is without a phone line again for the 3rd time this year. Apparently you're open until 9pm but if I call it says you're closed and the online booking doesnt work! What's going on?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Victoria Derbyshire to permanently replace Laura Kuenssberg on the BBC?

RT if you agree.

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

Looked like Les was dreaming of attending the next Tory party conference last night! Can only assume this was the heart warming immigration finale! #fuckthetories #notmygovernment #immigrantswelcome

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Must be doing something right...my words about anti-foodbank MP & his wages being twisted by the Tories today into trying to label me an education 'snob''....what a joke...🙄
They can't think of anything else to have a go at....
HOWEVER, I'll let my record in education do the talking inc
helping 500,000 children with their maths during lockdown...giving bursaries for young people and schools with disadvantaged backgrounds like mine....helping Blunkett introduce the Numeracy Hour....governor of inner city school......education books for decades.....recognised STEM Ambassador....I could go on.
Always a believer in encouraging young people to achieve their best, in whichever way that comes around, to be strong and happy and confident.
Anything else being espoused is offensive, targeted, predictable Right Wing nonsense.
PS Tories....this attack won't work. It just makes us more determined.
PPS thanks for all your support...we'll beat them in the end ❤️❤️
Please RT

[bikesportnews @bikesportnews]

Karl 'The Bomber' Harris - 9 years on

Ride In Peace

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the Raiders of any sort of savings you have because you've foolishly turned the heating on for 9 seconds

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Ineffective Government

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the (baby) boomers of doom. Indy has to help a nation wrestle control and influence from a group of self entitled elders who have ruined said nation through whinging, moaning and being permanently cold

[Jonathan Planas @jplanasuk]

@mrjamesob whilst I adore the Blackadder reference surely in today's world it would be a brooch of purest blue to match their passport?