John R. Hottle

Analyzer of experiences, dad jokes, puzzles, craft beer, feminism, pacifism, bass guitar, obeyer of wife, silly goose. #thoughtfollower

[Kalm @kalmedown]

@timgavn @ClaudeDevs Imagine paying a contractor to do a job and they watermark everything 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The Republican reconciliation bill is a disaster.

Instead of slashing Medicaid and throwing 16 million people off of the health care they have, why don’t we do what every other wealthy nation does.

GUARANTEE HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AS A HUMAN RIGHT.

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

The Secretary of Education says California should copy Alabama’s education system.

Alabama: #44 in education
California: #24

When your job is education, but your skill is ignorance.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

when that Trump picture was supposedly the “hardest image of the year” we couldn’t even conceive of this

[Rick Ellis @aysrick]

I don't cry easily, but as the dad of a teenage son with autism, ADHD & anxiety issues, watching Tim Walz's 17-year-old son(who has a non-verbal learning disorder, ADHD & anxiety disorder)standing up, crying & pointing to the stage telling everyone "that's my dad" just gutted me

[John R. Hottle @jrhottle]

On one play, the field analyst interviewed @OffsetYRN and the resulting play was offsetting penalties. #CoachPrime #CollegeFootball #CollegeGameDay

[John R. Hottle @jrhottle]

@FOX19 yes

[Luke Wroblewski @LukeW]

ask luke: When should designs be familiar vs. innovative?
https://t.co/rL3zkpC4Fy

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

KING HAS RETURNED

@JoeyVotto

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

JOEY VOTTO STILL BANGS!!!!!! 🐐

[John R. Hottle @jrhottle]

@hopnotes So coors light became my bottom tier beer (for emergency purposes only) based solely on nostalgia and a good story

[John R. Hottle @jrhottle]

@hopnotes I have a funny story to explain it all, but kind of long for a tweet.

In summary: good kid in high school, didn’t drink much. Procured a case of coors light for homecoming. Hid it my gf’s parents garage attic. After the homecoming game our parents are hanging out at my house…

[John R. Hottle @jrhottle]

@hopnotes That GF is now my wife. He never told a soul, and just knew that I knew that he knew. He owned me and that was the strongest flex imaginable

[John R. Hottle @jrhottle]

@hopnotes GF’s dad says “hey before you head out with your friends, grab me a beer from my cooler.”
I open the cooler.
24 crispy coors lights.

[Faux Joey Brrr @FauxJeaux]

"The haters were saying the Chiefs would never make the playoffs"

Literally no one said that, why can't they stop pretending to be the underdog https://t.co/ovdIuUU2tm

[Anirvan Ghosh @anirvanghosh]

@elonmusk If Musk has a tragic flaw, it is his inability to accept that he’s extremely, painfully unfunny.