Jamie Harding

Writer!
Debut novel, 'Under Rand Farm' out now- see @LJdenholm. #WriteNow author.
Tuesday. Africa. Lion o'clock.

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@alexandrakuri She's for the high jump, though she won't get near the record her 🐴 set after taking that whippin'

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@RoryStewartUK @EU_Corinne @Keir_Starmer I thought Ant n Dec would be at the match tbh

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@EchoFarage Orchestrate Manoeuvres Against the Darks

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This vid is cathartic, c - a - t - h - a - r - t - i- c 🐶 🥜 #dogsoftwitter

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@dannywallace The camera operator is clearly permanently stuck in 'filming tennis match' mode. Which is fine for tennis but we're all getting very dizzy.

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@SoVeryBritish Vomit copiously then 8 pints and shots

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@SoVeryBritish Toast on beans

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@dannywallace @CCHQPress Labour can spin "axe murderers" to sound like Keir wants to rid our landscape of axe-wielding maniacs

As for spinning axe murderers, that's a dangerous hobby for players as well as victims

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@RealBobMortimer Fashion them together to make a superbeaker and I'm in

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@dannywallace Oh so now they've resurrected Tom Wolfe to do their bidding. W⚓s.

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@SoVeryBritish That's how you summon Steve Ogrizovic/fans of the Coventry goalkeeping ace

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@neilgibbons ice Rice, baby.

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@Philipo99Dutton @MarkKieranUK Agreed, he is a plankton.

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@richardosman I hope your new 'We Solve Murders' series doesn't impinge on my Scottish glue killer series, Wee Solvent Murders.

I will be casting a keen, legal ⚖ eye over your WSM. And then hurry to write my WSM, as it's still in a pre-existence state at present.
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Hi James! Do you still grow almonds etc among the gorgeous blondes of California #PeepShow

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Puddle boy 👍

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@KonstantinKisin Someone luzzing a milkshake at a deflated gimp is funnier than spoonfeeding half-hearted conservative satire to people who can't read in their own voice, though

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There ain't no party like a Reform Bukkake Party @reformparty_uk

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Great tit or blue tit? #BirdTwitter #birdlovers #BillOddie #Fledgling