Jeff Hoffman

Livin' the life!

[Seattle Fire Dept. @SeattleFire]

Trees are responding to reports of a fire in a building in the 900 block of 6th Ave. please avoid the area.

[Adam Lewis @AdamLewisPI]

Taking out your best pitcher after 66 pitches when he’s dominating because you don’t want to hurt Luis Castillo’s feelings is not a choice a serious team makes.

[Alicia Crank @aliciainedmonds]

Bellevue - Renton - Seattle - Everett

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

Runners at the corners? It's a diamond. Every base is a corner.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Jeff Hoffman @jthoffman18]

The Felix Hernandez of batters

[Braiden Turner @bturner23]

Bobby Witt Jr. has reached base 31 times this year and has the most stolen bases in the MLB. He’s scored one (1) run this year

[kayla @meowiners]

Good evening. “Seattle Mariners baseball” was a 50 year psychological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

[Warren @swd2]

If Trump had simply left the original Iran deal in place that Obama negotiated we’d be safer, have more $$$, and those dead Americans would still be here.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Let’s call this what it is, it’s not just hypocrisy, it’s moral fraud.

Franklin Graham had no problem demonizing Barack Obama, a faithful husband, scandal-free, disciplined, educated, Black man, the very embodiment of the “bootstraps” gospel white evangelicals preach about, as some kind of threat, even suggesting that he was antichrist.

Yet, the same Graham bows in reverence to Donald Trump, an adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, unrepentant racist, porn star banging, pathological liar, with a trail of infidelity, exploitation, documented racism, and associations with convicted child sex traffickers, and has the caucasity to call him “raised up by God.”

That’s not discernment, that’s deception, dishonesty, and disregard for the sacred text he claims to believe.

The standard didn’t change, the subject did. Obama’s integrity was dismissed because he was Black. Trump’s corruption is sanctified because he is white and politically useful.

Graham isn’t applying scripture, he’s weaponizing it. He ignores sin when it serves power, then quotes the Bible to justify the very wickedness it condemns. That’s not Christianity, that’s idolatry of whiteness, wrapped in religious language and draped in a flag. 

This is hypocrisy at its highest level: Calling evil good when it benefits you, and calling good evil when it threatens your power.

And then having the audacity to say God said it.

[Jeff Hoffman @jthoffman18]

Wow. I have never felt more seen…

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[Jeff Hoffman @jthoffman18]

This Cal Raleigh and Randy Arozarena "beef" is reminding me a lot of Dani and Zoreaux from Ted Lasso. Cal just crushed Randy's chips and Randy doesn't know how to react.

https://t.co/sdBKJV0FAh via @YouTube

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I do not understand how a birth certificate proves anything.

There is nothing on my birth certificate that proves it is to me. anybody that has it could claim it is them.

In fact, I'm just taking my parents' word for it that it is me.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Shout out tonight to the old “disappointed father” Seahawk. He just won a Super Bowl but he also knows about what you did and he expected a little more from you.

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

Seahawks DE DeMarcus Lawrence was asked about Bad Bunny’s halftime show and the importance to Spanish speaking people.

“We have so many cultures and ethnic backgrounds in America, I think it’s time to start embracing all of them … that’s what really makes America great.”

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

Some of you have never died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, and it shows.

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

Love seatac. Feels like it is everyones first time at an airport! Perhaps their first time on earth even!!

[Jeff Hoffman @jthoffman18]

@fuzzybunny_feet

[Jeff Hoffman @jthoffman18]

@SeattleSports Yes please!

[Nikki Jones @fuzzybunny_feet]

So, when can we get the Steve Raible call for the game winner?